Let Britney Spears tell people when they're getting Toxic in Slack... /toxic #

toxicity-meter.php

<?php

if ( empty( $_POST['command'] ) || $_POST['command'] != '/toxic' ) {
	return false;
}

$command = $_POST['command'];

if ( empty( $_POST['text'] ) ) {
	return false;
}

$toxic_value = intval( $_POST['text'] );

if ( empty( $_POST['token'] ) ) {
	return false;
}

$token = $_POST['token'];

$toxic_emoji = ':toxic-waste:';

if ( $toxic_value < 0 ) {
	$toxic_value = 0;
} else if ( $toxic_value > 11 ) {
	$toxic_value = 10;
}

for ( $i = 0; $i <= 10; $i ++ ) {
	if ( $i == $toxic_value ) {
		$toxic_array[] = $toxic_emoji;
	} else if ( $i == 0 ) {
		$toxic_array[] = '0';
	} else if ( $i == 5 ) {
		$toxic_array[] = '5';
	} else if ( $i == 10 ) {
		$toxic_array[] = '10';
	} else {
		$toxic_array[] = '- -';
	}
}

if ( 11 == $toxic_value ) {
	$toxic_array[] = $toxic_emoji;
}

$message  = '[ ' . join( ' ', $toxic_array ) . ' ]';

if ( $toxic_value >= 7 ) {
	$message .= "\nDon't you know that you're toxic?";
}

send_to_slack( $message );

function send_to_slack( $message ) {
	$ch = curl_init( 'WEBHOOK_URL' );
	$header = array(
		'Content-type: application/json'
	);
	$data = json_encode([
		'text'         => $message,
	]);
	curl_setopt( $ch, CURLOPT_CUSTOMREQUEST, 'POST' );
	curl_setopt( $ch, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, $header );
	curl_setopt( $ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $data );
	curl_setopt( $ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true );
	curl_setopt( $ch, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false );
	$result = curl_exec( $ch );
	curl_close( $ch);
	
	return $result;
}