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eval( | |
(%w[ | |
1 0 | |
1 0 0 | |
]).zip(%w[ | |
o d | |
e v n | |
]).map{ |(to, fro)| | |
%Q{ | |
#{to}.upto(9) do |#{fro}| | |
} | |
}.concat([ | |
"if 2 * (( 100 * o ) + ( 11 * d )) == ((1000 * e) + (100 * v) + (10 * e) + n)" << | |
%q{ | |
puts "ODD = #{%w:o d d:.map{|it| eval(it)}.join} " + | |
"and "+ | |
"EVEN = #{%w:e v e n:.map{|it| eval(it)}.join}" | |
} << | |
" #{6.times.collect{ "\nend\n" }.join}" | |
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.join | |
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ROMY
, your inane banter is deprived of any semblance of fundament
I always pay the utmost attention...
setTimeout(function(){
console.log(
"... to you"
)
}, 9007199254740992)
that number waits for a fuckton of time. Better rtfm.
# `LUIS`,
## I have attached the picture ( _it's at the right, BTW, just in case you don't notice_ ) that I took of you when I opened the door and **walked in on you hacking PHP in Visual Studio**. Remember that day? Yeah. Sorry to bring it up again, despite my promises and your bribe (which I accepted).
# `LUIS`, this is a serious warning
### for you to not deem my words of wisdom _"inane banter"_. Now you know the consequences of such impudence.
and I'm glad that you always pay the utmost attention...
setTimeout(function(){ console.log( "... to me" ) }, 9007199254740992)
F***!
you just had to steal the video clip of me whipping out Haskell in Emacs and photoshop your face on it.
i am beyond words.
I prefer the term "Horse and sparrow" — if you make the horse eat enough oats the sparrows should be able to pick through the sh!t and find enough to survive...
I know we're not talking about trickle down economics but I figured, eh, what the hell
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HOLY FUCK, why did I not get notifications for this github? :(