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老夫聊发少年狂,治肾亏,不含糖。锦帽貂裘,千骑用康王。为报倾城随太守,三百年,九芝堂。酒酣胸胆尚开张,西瓜霜,喜之郎。持节云中,三金葡萄糖。会挽雕弓如满月,西北望 ,阿迪王。 十年生死两茫茫,恒源祥,羊羊羊。夜来幽梦忽还乡,学外语,新东方。相顾无言,洗洗更健康。 | |
【神一样的中国翻译】是谁把We Found Love翻译成潍坊的爱?又是谁把《yesterday once more》翻译成耶稣他爹玩什么,《wake me up when september end》一觉睡到国庆节,《cry in the party》一入党我哭了,还有把《take me home, country road 》翻译成我回家走国道。 | |
纸上得来终觉浅,恳请老师画重点;天若有情天亦老,范围一定要画小;天涯何处无芳草,别说整本书都考;绝知此事要躬行,老师请念师生情;春眠不觉晓,挂科得补考;安能摧眉折腰事权贵,题出难了我不会;南朝四百八十寺,大题少让写点字;桃花潭水深千尺,卷子最好一张纸;谁知盘中餐,代表整个班 | |
一老头说:”当日华山论剑,先是他用黯然销魂掌,破了我的七十二路空明拳;然后我改打降龙十八掌,却不防他伸开右手食指中指, 竟是六脉神剑商阳剑和中冲剑并用,又胜我一筹。可见天下武功彼此克制,武学之道玄之又玄!” 少年听得心驰目眩,正要在问,旁边老太太骂 道:mb玩个石头剪子布都说得这般威风 | |
你若安好,便是晴天霹雳 |
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