Celebrate how tubby your 'sona is right now

.bashrc

let gain=$RANDOM
let gain=$gain/1000


echo "Your eating habits have gained you $gain kg."

if(( $gain >= 25 )); then
        echo '   /)___/)    '
        echo '  (  . _. )   '
        echo ' ((    x   )) '
        echo 'CC("),__,(")  '
fi
if(( $gain < 25 )); then
        echo '   /)_/)    '
        echo '  ( . _.)   '
        echo ' ((   . ))'
        echo 'CC(")__(")  '
fi


if(( $gain < 100 )); then
        echo "You naughty raccoon!"
fi