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The Pope Song
Fuck the mother fucker, Fuck the mother fucker, Fuck the mother fucker He's a fucking mother fucker, , Fuck the mother fucker, Fuck the fucking fucker, Fuck the mother fucker He's a total fucking fucker, , Fuck the mother fucker, Fuck the mother fucker, Fuck the mother fucker Fucking fuck the mother fucker, , Fuck the mother fucker, Fuck the mother fucking Pope., , Fuck the mother fucker, And fuck you mother fucker, If you think that mother fucker is sacred, If you cover for another mother fucker Who's a kiddie fucker Fuck you you're no better Than the mother fucking rapist, , And if you don't like the swearing That this mother fucker forced from me And reckon it shows moral Or intellectual paucity, Then fuck you mother fucker This is language one employs, When one is fucking cross About fuckers fucking boys, , I don't give a fuck if calling The Pope a mother fucker Means you unthinkingly brand me An unthinking apostate, , This has nowt to do with other Fucking Godly mother fuckers I'm not interested right now In fucking scriptural debate, , There are other fucking songs, And there are other fucking ways, I'll be a religious apologist On other fucking days, , And the fact remains if you protect A single kiddie fucker, Then Pope or Prince or plumber You're a fucking mother fucker, , You see I don't give a fuck about What any other fucker Believes about Jesus And his mother fucking mother, , I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs Of all these fuckers While those beliefs don't impact On the happiness of others, , But if you build your Church on claims Of fucking moral authority, And with threats of Hell impose it On others in society, , Then you you mother fuckers Can expect some fucking wrath When it turns out you've been fucking us In our mother fucking asses, , So fuck the mother fucker, And fuck you mother fucker If you're still a mother fucking Papist, If he covered for a single mother fucker Who's a kiddie fucker Fuck the mother fucker He's as evil as the rapist, , And if you look into your mother fucking heart And tell me true If this mother fucking stupid fucking Song offended you, With its filthy fucking language And its fucking disrespect If it made you feel angry Go ahead and write a letter, But if you find me more offensive Than the fucking possibility That the Pope protected priests While they were getting fucking fiddly, Then listen to me mother fucker This here is a fact: You are just as morally misguided As that mother fucking power hungry Self-aggrandised bigot In the stupid fucking hat
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