Make Pingometer events trigger StatusPageIO incidents

incident-messenger.php

<?php

  // connection settings

  // define('PINGOMETER_MONITOR_ID', '');
  define('STATUSPAGE_API_KEY', $_ENV["STATUSPAGE_API_KEY"]);
  define('STATUSPAGE_PAGE_ID', $_ENV["STATUSPAGE_PAGE_ID"]);
  define('STATUSPAGE_BASE_URI', 'https://api.statuspage.io/v1');
  define('STATUSPAGE_DEFAULT_INCIDENT_NAME', 'Unknown Issue');
  define('STATUSPAGE_DEFAULT_INCIDENT_STATUS', 'investigating');

  // validations

  $result = false;

  if (isset($_POST['monitor_id']) && !empty($_POST['monitor_id']) && isset($_POST['monitor_status'])) {
    // if ($_POST['monitor_id'] == PINGOMETER_MONITOR_ID && $_POST['monitor_status'] == 0) {
    if ($_POST['monitor_status'] == 0) {
      $result = true;
    }
  }

  // process webhook

  if ($result) {

    // statuspage api

    $statuspage_ch = curl_init(sprintf("%s/pages/%s/incidents.json", STATUSPAGE_BASE_URI, STATUSPAGE_PAGE_ID));
    curl_setopt($statuspage_ch, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, array("Authorization: OAuth " . STATUSPAGE_API_KEY, "Expect: 100-continue"));
    curl_setopt($statuspage_ch, CURLOPT_POST, true);
    curl_setopt($statuspage_ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
    $postparams = array("incident[name]" => STATUSPAGE_DEFAULT_INCIDENT_NAME, "incident[status]" => STATUSPAGE_DEFAULT_INCIDENT_STATUS);
    curl_setopt($statuspage_ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $postparams);
    $statuspage_result = curl_exec($statuspage_ch);
  }

?>