Brainfuck interpreter in Lolcode

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HAI
BTW This is a BrainFuck interpreter written in LOLCode
BTW It accepts as input a BF program, followed by a "!", followed  by any input to the BF program.
BTW Since BrainFuck is turing-complete, this proves that LOLCode is too

I HAS A INSTRUCTIONS    BTW Array for BF instructions
I HAS A IPTR            BTW Pointer to first empty element in INSTRUCTIONS
IPTR R 0
I HAS A LOOPZ           BTW Array of loop start/end addresses
I HAS A LOOPSTACKZ      BTW Loop stack for building the above two
I HAS A LSPTR           BTW Pointer to first empty element of LOOPSTACKZ
LSPTR R 0

BTW Read in BF instructions, terminated with "!"
IM IN YR CODE
  GIMMEH IPTR IN MAH INSTRUCTIONS

  BOTH SAEM IPTR IN MAH INSTRUCTIONS AN "[", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      LSPTR IN MAH LOOPSTACKZ R IPTR
      LSPTR R SUM OF LSPTR AN 1
  OIC

  BOTH SAEM IPTR IN MAH INSTRUCTIONS AN "]", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      I HAS A STARTPTR
      LSPTR R DIFF OF LSPTR AN 1
      STARTPTR R LSPTR IN MAH LOOPSTACKZ
      STARTPTR IN MAH LOOPZ R IPTR
      IPTR IN MAH LOOPZ R STARTPTR
  OIC

  BOTH SAEM IPTR IN MAH INSTRUCTIONS AN "!", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      GTFO
    NO WAI
      IPTR R SUM OF IPTR AN 1
  OIC
IM OUTTA YR CODE

BTW Variables for BF's tape
I HAS A LTAPE
I HAS A RTAPE
I HAS A LPTR
LPTR R 0
I HAS A RPTR
RPTR R 0
I HAS A CELL
CELL R 0

BTW Reset instruction pointer to start
IPTR R 0

BTW Start interpreting
IM IN YR LOOP
  I HAS A THING
  THING R IPTR IN MAH INSTRUCTIONS

  BTW Move tape head right
  BOTH SAEM THING AN ">", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      LPTR IN MAH LTAPE R CELL
      LPTR R SUM OF LPTR AN 1
      BOTH SAEM RPTR AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY
          CELL R 0
        NO WAI
          RPTR R DIFF OF RPTR AN 1
          CELL R RPTR IN MAH RTAPE
      OIC
  OIC

  BTW Move tape head left
  BOTH SAEM THING AN "<", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      RPTR IN MAH RTAPE R CELL
      RPTR R SUM OF RPTR AN 1
      BOTH SAEM LPTR AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY
          CELL R 0
        NO WAI
          LPTR R DIFF OF LPTR AN 1
          CELL R LPTR IN MAH LTAPE
      OIC
  OIC

  BTW Increment
  BOTH SAEM THING AN "+", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      CELL R SUM OF CELL AN 1
  OIC

  BTW Decrement
  BOTH SAEM THING AN "-", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      CELL R DIFF OF CELL AN 1
  OIC

  BTW Output produces numbers instead of ASCII characters
  BOTH SAEM THING AN ".", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      VISIBLE CELL!
      VISIBLE " "!
  OIC

  BTW Input doesn't work because we can't convert characters to integers
  BTW Oh well, it doesn't stop it being turing complete

  BTW Start of loop
  BOTH OF BOTH SAEM THING AN "[" AN BOTH SAEM CELL AN 0, O RLY?
    YA RLY
      IPTR R IPTR IN MAH LOOPZ
  OIC

  BTW End of loop
  BOTH OF BOTH SAEM THING AN "]" AN DIFFRINT CELL AN 0, O RLY?
    YA RLY
      IPTR R IPTR IN MAH LOOPZ
  OIC

  BTW End of program!
  BOTH SAEM THING AN "!", O RLY?
    YA RLY
      GTFO
  OIC

  IPTR R SUM OF IPTR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
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