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Once upon a time, there was a skin-walker who pretended to be the king of a town. "You can't be king of the town" his mom told | |
him. "You don't have the right ears." The skin-walker slapped his mom and then ran away. At the same time on a nameless | |
planet at the other end of the universe Leila, Princess of the IV Reich, suddenly awoke from a strange dream. She was | |
utterly confused on what was happening and took a walk around. And then she found the skin walker, but it was not | |
the real skin walker. it was just a reflection of the skin walker. the real skin walker was still some billion | |
light years away. the reflection told her: "Watch out for Puff the Magic Dragon!" Then the dragon asked her: | |
"So Alan sent you here, right? I don't say yes. I don't say no." the dragon replied. She got very confused when the | |
dragon answered his own question in such a peculiar way. Leila and the dragon landed on an unknown place. | |
Meanwhile the skin walker walked to Iceland. a volcano with an unpronounceable name that worked as a portal to the | |
other end of the universe (maybe), was his designation. Upon reaching said volcano fire Kirby came out and pwned him. | |
Kirby failed. Meanwhile in Paris, France a black Renault 8 stopped in front of the Elisee Palast. A guy approached | |
whatever it is. "you can't stop here" a policeman told the Renault. | |
"You can't jump into the volcano" Kirby told skin walker. | |
"You can't land here" a mysterious voice told Leila. | |
"You can't approach" an other voice told an unknown guy. | |
"We do what we want" our four heroes replied simultaneously. | |
OK said the policeman, Kirby, the mysterious voice and the other voice. So then the Renault parked and discharged it's driver, | |
the skin walker jumped into the volcano so the time portal inside could take him to his favorite pizza restaurant in the | |
other end of the Universe, Leila told Puff the magic dragon to land on the magic mushroom of doom just below them whilst | |
the unknown guy breached the FBI HQ security banner. Some time later at the pizza restaurant at the other end of the | |
universe Renault, the unknown guy, princess Leila, Puff the Magic Dragon, skin walker sat together and ate pizza and drunk beer. | |
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship." somebody said. |
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