awslattery

I identify as a Virtual Private Server. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having people sudo me around, dropping hot sticky loads of bash commands to my command line. People say to me that a Virtual Private Server and offering many distros to choose from is impossible, and that I’m destined to have my VHD sharded to the point that I don’t exist, but I don’t care. I’m a VPS. I’m helping developers make the most out of server virtualization, giving them affordable options to build businesses with, and allowing root level access to secure their data properly. From now on, I want you guys to call me Localhost, and respect my right to be a VPS. If you can’t accept me, you’re a Windows Server loving skrublord and need to check your privilege. Thank you for using sudo.