A script to feed junk data to badly behaved data harvesters

page-name-list.php

<?php
/*

This script is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation, either version 2 of the License, or
any later version.

This script  is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this script . If not, see https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-2.0.html.

 */
/**
 * This scrpt is designed to generate useless data for badly bahaved bots & data 
 * harvisters. They can slurp up this bad data all day long and will probably be
 * left with an unusable data set.
 * 
 * Just upload somewhere and link to it with a rel="nofollow" so only bad bots
 * will find it.
 * 
 * I've left some notes if you want to customise this for your site.
 * 
 * You can also use this with WordPress. Add this file to your theme and then
 * create a page with the stub name-list (title "Name List" should work). 
 * If used as a WordPress page template, no content will be shown other than 
 * what is in this script.
 * 
 * Note: This is far from an example of highly optimised code. It works but that
 * is all it does. There are ways to make this better. This is not a good 
 * example code to learn from.
 * 
 */

# There are more you could add
#to add more add one per line
$post_code_bits = "AB
AL
B
BA
BR
BS
BT
CA
CB
CF
CT
CV
CW
DA
DH
EX
FK
G
GL
GU
HA
HD
HG
HP
HR
HS
HU
HX
IP
KT
KW
KY
L";# last line must end ";

# last names - add more here, one per line
$surnames= "Smith
Jones
Taylor
Brown
Williams
Wilson
Johnson
Davies
Patel";# last line must end ";

#first names - to add more add one per line
$forenames="Olivia
Emily
Lily
Ella
Mia
Oliver
George
Harry
Jack
Noah
Charlie
Emma
Ava
Isabella
Sophia
Taylor
Charlotte
Evelyn
James
John
Robert
Michael
William
David
Richard"; # last line must end ";

# common street names - add more, one per line
$streets = "High Street
Station Road
Main Street
Park Road
Church Road
Church Street
London Road
Victoria Road
Green Lane
Manor Road
Church Lane
Park Avenue"; # last line must end ";

#email domains
#I used domains that had spammed me recently
#but popular webmail domains could theoretically go here
#as could the domains of ethically questionable businesses
#or a domain you own if you really like spam
#whatever domains you think are reasonable to add, basically.
#add one per line
$emails="email.ru
nospam.com
fastmail.ru
hr.dailymail.co.uk
mymail.ru
email.pl
fastmail.pl
mymail.pl
yagoo.website
mfsa.info
posta-esportivas.info
prawneserwisy.pl
forcemix.online
hitmail.com
hitmail.co.uk
hitmail.fun
yaho.com
hitmail.co.uk
hitmail.site
pushmail.fun
gleella.buzz
webmailpro.pw
webmail2.site
webproton.site
webmailaccount.site
webmailm1.site"; # last line must end ";

#stop editing here unless you want to play with the formatting

$surname_ar    = explode("\n", $surnames);
$forenames_ar  = explode("\n", $forenames);
$streets_ar    = explode("\n", $streets);
$emails_ar     = explode("\n", $emails);
$pc_ar         = explode("\n", $post_code_bits);

# functions - leave alone unless you know what you are doing

function mb_maybe_mi(){
	$mid_in = array('A','B','C','D','E','F','G','H','J','K','L','M','N','P','R','S','T','V');
	$mi = ' ';
	if(mt_rand(0,5)==0){
		return $mi;
	}
	$mi = $mid_in[mt_rand(0,count($mid_in)-1)] . '. ';
	if(mt_rand(0,5)==0){
		$mi .= $mid_in[mt_rand(0,count($mid_in)-1)] . '. ';
	}
	return $mi;
}

function fake_email($fn,$ln){
	$joins = array('-','.','_','-','.','_','+','');
	$j = $joins[mt_rand(0,count($joins)-1)];
	if(mt_rand(0,5)==0){
		return $ln.mt_rand(2,99);
	}
	if(mt_rand(0,2)==0){
		return "{$fn}{$j}{$ln}";
	}
	if(mt_rand(0,1)==0){
		return $fn.mt_rand(2,99);
	}
	return "{$ln}{$j}{$fn}";
}

function post_coder_mb($pc_ar){
	$letter = array('A','B','C','D','E','F','G','H','J','K','L','M'.'N','P','R','S','T','V','W','X','Z');
	$postcode = '';
	$postcode .= trim($pc_ar[mt_rand(0,count($pc_ar)-1)]);
	$postcode .= mt_rand(1,19);
	$postcode .= ' ';
	$postcode .= mt_rand(1,9);
	$postcode .= $letter[mt_rand(0,count($letter)-1)];
	$postcode .= $letter[mt_rand(0,count($letter)-1)];
	return $postcode;
}

# the loop

?>
<ul>
<?php

for ($i = 1; $i <= 100; $i++){

$new_fn        = $forenames_ar[mt_rand(0,count($forenames_ar)-1)];
$new_ln        = $surname_ar[mt_rand(0,count($surname_ar)-1)];
$new_emdom     = $emails_ar[mt_rand(0,count($emails_ar)-1)];;
$_new_name     = $new_fn.' '.mb_maybe_mi().$new_ln;
$_new_adr      = mt_rand(1,120) . ' ' . $streets_ar[mt_rand(0,count($streets_ar)-1)];
$_new_email    = strtolower(fake_email($new_fn,$new_ln).'@'.$new_emdom);
$_new_postcode = post_coder_mb($pc_ar);

# The formatting. Edity as you see fit.
?>
<li>
<span class="vcard">
<strong><span class="fn"><?php echo $_new_name; ?></span></strong> of 
<em><span class="adr">
 <span class="street-address"><?php echo $_new_adr; ?></span>,
 <span class="postal-code"><?php echo $_new_postcode; ?></span>,
 <span class="country-name">UK</span>.
	</span></em>
  <span>Email: 
   <a class="email" href="mailto:<?php echo $_new_email; ?>" rel='nofollow'><?php echo $_new_email; ?></a>
  </span>
</span>
</li>
<?php

}
?></ul>

<?php
# generate unlimited links for badly behaved bots to slurp up lots and lots of
# utterly useless data.
for ($i = 1; $i <= 10; $i++){
	?>
<a rel='nofollow' class='do-not-use' href="?list=<?php echo $i ?>-i-<?php echo mt_rand(999,9999999999); ?>&key=<?php echo mt_rand(9,9999999999); ?>"></a>

<?php
}

# other content here:
?>

<p class='please do not use this data'></p>