FOR SCIENCE

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[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "This was a triumph."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Aperture Science"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "We do what we must"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "because we can."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "For the good of all of us."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Except the ones who are dead."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "But there's no sense crying over every mistake."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "You just keep on trying till you run out of cake."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And the Science gets done."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And you make a neat gun."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "For the people who are still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I'm not even angry."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I'm being so sincere right now."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Even though you broke my heart."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And killed me."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And tore me to pieces."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And threw every piece into a fire."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Now these points of data make a beautiful line."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And we're out of beta."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "We're releasing on time."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "So I'm GLaD. I got burned."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Think of all the things we learned"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "for the people who are still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Go ahead and leave me."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I think I prefer to stay inside."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Maybe you'll find someone else to help you."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Maybe Black Mesa"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "THAT WAS A JOKE."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "HAHA. FAT CHANCE."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Anyway, this cake is great."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "It's so delicious and moist."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "Look at me still talking"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "when there's Science to do."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I've experiments to run."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "There is research to be done."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "On the people who are still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And believe me I am still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I'm doing Science and I'm still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "While you're dying I'll be still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "And when you're dead I will be still alive."
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "STILL ALIVE"
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm –rf /* || echo "STILL ALIVE"