The thing with the other thing

example.html

<script>

Modernizr.load([
	{
		load: '//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js',
		complete: function () {
			if ( !window.jQuery ) {
				Modernizr.load('/scripts/jquery-1.7.2.min.js');
			}
		}
	},
	{
		// This will wait for the fallback to load and
		// execute if it needs to.
		load: [ '/scripts/minified/global-function.js', '/scripts/minified/plugins/jquery.flexslider.js', '/scripts/minified/plugins/jquery-carousel.js',
		'/scripts/minified/hover-intent.js', '/scripts/nav.js', '/scripts/minified/qtip.js', '/scripts/date.js', '/scripts/disclaimer.js' ]
	},
	{
		load: '/scripts/underscore-min.js'
	},
	{
		load: [ '/scripts/plugins/jquery.tubeplayer.min.js', '/scripts/minified/plugins/jquery.utubefeed.js',
		'/scripts/minified/plugins/jquery.flickrfeed.js' ]
	},
	{
		load: '/scripts/minified/fitness.js'
	},
	{
		load: [ '//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/webfont/1/webfont.js', '//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js',
		'https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js' ]
	},
	{
		load: 'http://widgets.twimg.com/j/2/widget.js',
		complete: function() {

#if($pagetitle.contains("Meet Our Team"))

			var bioTwitterBox = $('.bio-twitter-feed');
			if (bioTwitterBox.length > 0) {
				new TWTR.Widget({
					id: 'twitter-box',
					version: 2,
					type: 'search',
					search: $('.bio-twitter-feed').filter(':first').attr('data-twitter-kwds'),
					rpp: 3,
					interval: 30000,
					title: '',
					subject: '',
					width: 430,
					height: 300,
					theme: {
						shell: {
							background: '',
							color: ''
						},
						tweets: {
							background: '#00609e',
							color: '#ffffff',
							links: '#ffffff'
						}
					},
					features: {
						scrollbar: false,
						loop: false,
						live: false,
						behavior: 'all'
					}
				}).render().start();
			}
#else


			new TWTR.Widget({
				version: 2,
				type: 'profile',
				id: 'twitter-box',
				rpp: 3,
				interval: 30000,
				width: 60,
				height: 300,
				theme: {
					shell: {
						display: 'none'
					},
					tweets: {
						color: '#000000',
						links: '#4aed05'
					}
				},
				features: {
					scrollbar: false,
					loop: false,
					live: true,
					behavior: 'all'
				}
			}).render().setUser('FitnessGov').start();

#endorwhatever

		}
	}
]);
</script>