Get abbs!

abbs.sh

abbs() {
    if ! grep -q "ID=arch" /etc/os-release; then
        grep -E 'NAME|ID' /etc/os-release
        echo 'https://bbs.archlinux.org/misc.php?action=rules'
        return 1
    fi
    case $1 in
    "pastebin"|"0x0.st")
        curl -F 'file=@-' 0x0.st
        ;;
    "ix.io")
        curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io
        ;;
#    fonts)
#        FC_DEBUG=4 pango-view --font="$1" -t "$2" | grep family:
#        fc-list :charset=1f63f
#        fc-list :mono
#        fc-list :spacing=100
#        ;;
    imgur|pasteimg)
        echo "Do NOT post images of text. Post the text!"
        echo "Do NOT embed huge images! Just link anything > 250x250 px"
        if type jq >/dev/null 2>&1; then
            curl -X POST "https://api.imgur.com/3/upload" -F "image=@\"$2\"" | jq ".data.link" -r
        elif type sed>/dev/null 2>&1; then
            curl -X POST "https://api.imgur.com/3/upload" -F "image=@\"$2\"" | sed 's%.*,"link":"https://i.imgur.com/\([^\"]*\)",.*%https://i.imgur.com/\1%'
        else
            curl -X POST "https://api.imgur.com/3/upload" -F "image=@\"$2\""
        fi
        ;;
    integrity)
        printf "Ideally this won't print anything for quite a while.\nGet yourself a cup of coffee...\n"
        sudo LC_ALL=C pacman -Qkk | grep -v ', 0 altered files'
        ;;
    locale)
        localectl; echo "   ---"
        locale; echo "   ---"
        locale -a
        ;;
    services)
        find /etc/systemd -type l -exec test -f {} \; -print | awk -F'/' '{ printf ("%-40s | %s\n", $(NF-0), $(NF-1)) }' | sort -f
        ;;
    session)
        echo $DBUS_SESSION_BUS_ADDRESS
        loginctl session-status | head -n16
        ;;
    should*)
        mpv --ytdl-raw-options='format="mp4,best[height<=480]"' 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RyYrs5tu60' || echo 'Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RyYrs5tu60'
        ;;
    net)
        case $2 in
        speed)
            servers=("newark" "singapore" "london" "frankfurt" "dallas" "toronto1" "syd1" "atlanta" "tokyo2" "mumbai1" "fremont")
            locations=( "Newark, USA" "Singapore" "London, UK" "Frankfurt, Deutschland" "Dallas, USA"
                        "Toronto, Canada" "Sidney, Australia" "Atlanta, USA" "東京都 (Tokyo), 日本国 (Japan)"
                        "मुंबई (Bombay), Bhārat (India)" "Fremont, USA")
            sizes=("100MB" "1GB")

            echo
            PS3=$'\n'"Enter location: "
            select t in "${locations[@]}"; do
                if [ "${SHELL##*/}" = "zsh" ]; then
                    server="${servers[$REPLY]}"
                else # ass_u_me bash logic
                    server="${servers[(($REPLY-1))]}"
                fi
                [[ $REPLY -ge 1 && $REPLY -le ${#servers[@]} ]] && break
            done
            unset REPLY

            echo
            PS3=$'\n'"Select size: "
            select size in "${sizes[@]}"; do
                [[ $REPLY -ge 1 && $REPLY -le ${#sizes[@]} ]] && break
            done

            echo
            [[ -n "${server}" && -n "${size}" ]] && wget -nv --show-progress -O /dev/null "http://speedtest.${server}.linode.com/${size}-${server}.bin"
            ;;
        show)
            case $3 in
            dhcp)
                type sudo; type nmap
                sudo nmap --script broadcast-dhcp-discover
                ;;
            resolv*)
                resolvectl status; echo "   ---"
                ls -l /etc/resolv.conf; echo "   ---"
                cat /etc/resolv.conf
                ;;
            *)
                ip a; echo "   ---"
                ip r; echo "   ---"
                getent ahostsv4 archlinux.org; echo "   ---"
                getent ahostsv6 archlinux.org; echo "   ---"
                nslookup archlinux.org; echo "   ---" # hopefully
            ;;
            esac
            ;;
        esac
        ;;
    help)
        echo "locale"
        echo "integrity - scan for broken packages"
        echo "net show - network status"
        echo "net show resolv - DNS resovler config"
        echo "net show dhcp - scan for dhcp servers (requires nmap)"
        echo "net speed - run speedtest"
        echo "pastebin|0x0.st|ix.io - feed into a pastebin service"
        echo "pasteimg|imgur <file.jpg> - upload an image"
        echo "services - list *all* enabled systemd services"
        echo "should - yeah, \"should\""
        ;;
    *)
        echo "Ummm... what??"
        ;;
    esac
}