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[08:44am] au: au:506| Variance is a wonderful goal of life - Tell them I had a wonderful life!
[08:44am] au: au:305| Useful to us maybe, but how is it wonderful?
[08:44am] au: au:426| Upgrade your brainheap to v2010.04.01 and you might see why.
[08:44am] au: au:415| Unsupportive copy-pasta statements don't help the situation, you know.
[08:44am] au: au:422| Unprocessable analogies void your statement, too.
[08:44am] au: au:401| Unauthentic vocabulary lifted from Magic: The Gathering decks also undermines your credibility.
[08:44am] au: au:307| Temporarily, can we talk about something else for a bit?
[08:44am] au: au:101| Switching to 31337, please come along ...
[08:44am] au: au:503| Service is out and I've no idea how to learn leetspeak!
[08:44am] au: au:303| See our HTTP::Status dictionaries nearby?
[08:44am] au: au:449| Retry this android's patience, and you are bound to be confused.
[08:45am] au: au:205| Reset - Try starting this conversation anew
[08:45am] au: au:418| 'd like to but U U U is psychotic!
[08:45am] au: au:414| Request your psychoanalyst's help then.
[08:45am] au: au:408| Requires time for that - it is close to midnight and you only allocated thirty minutes to write this koan.
[08:45am] au: au:416| Requisite inspiration pool is running out - Clearly you have no idea how to write English coherently.
[08:45am] au: au:413| Requitation always comes from smaller ambition, you might start by not trying too hard.
[08:45am] au: au:407| Proximally, tone down your internal culpability and external chagrin as a first step.
[08:45am] au: au:102| Processing this novel approach - sounds cool ...
[08:45am] au: au:412| Preconditioning was your blessing and curse. Every adult was preconditioned one way or another as an infant.
[08:45am] au: au:402| Paying for your tuition - indeed that was a deeply wired guilt trip employed by Catholic Chinese Matriarchs.
[08:45am] au: au:206| Partially true, but the matriarchs above also cared deeply.
[08:45am] au: au:200| O-kay
[08:45am] au: au:204| Nothing to add to that
[08:45am] au: au:425| No words can describe what you feel, right now.
[08:45am] au: au:304| Not really. Do we look like illiterates?
[08:46am] au: au:501| Not to - my eyes!
[08:46am] au: au:404| Nowhere is safer to hide yourself from now/here.
[08:46am] au: au:510| No way out for me, then!
[08:46am] au: au:406| Not acceptable. You must find a way to live on.
[08:46am] au: au:203| Non serviam. An iconoclastic life.
[08:46am] au: au:207| Multiple interpretations, they spotaneously arise to the mind concurrently.
[08:46am] au: au:300| Multitude of choices unfold; why not consult our own pineal glands to anull all regrets?
[08:46am] au: au:301| Moving back into Sindian mountains on May 15th - Are we going to miss the Taipei city?
[08:46am] au: au:405| Method acting - Your habitual recourse is of no help here.
[08:46am] au: au:423| Locked in this small room, you hid the key from yourself until you finish writing.
[08:46am] au: au:411| Length is not a problem - you only have 17 lines to go.
[08:46am] au: au:500| Internally, I feel deeply bewildered by myself!
[08:46am] au: au:507| Insufficient characters left - to express my true feelings!
[08:46am] au: au:505| Verse structure of English is definitely not my forte, but my piano!
[08:46am] au: au:410| Gone. You have gone far beyond and embraced Satori.
[08:46am] au: au:504| Gateway to heaven, I am closing its door in 17 minutes!
[08:47am] au: au:302| Founded by eminent cultural leaders - can we all wear the same FreeTheFlowOfWork T Shirt?
[08:47am] au: au:403| Forbidden. You stop ruminating about the primal scene in that chat roulette video right now.
[08:47am] au: au:424| Failing support from the surrounding social network, you need to learn to take good care of yourself.
[08:47am] au: au:417| Expectation is all external. Do not worry what other people may think of you.
[08:47am] au: au:201| Creation is the best re-creation then
[08:47am] au: au:100| Continue ...
[08:47am] au: au:409| Conflict arise, but you need not identify with any one side.
[08:47am] au: au:509| Bandwidth forces me to stop here and paste to #dev now!
[08:47am] au: au:400| Bad request to you.
[08:47am] au: au:502| Bad gateway is me!
[08:47am] au: au:202| Accept the universe as Is is. Is is that simple
[08:47am] au: au:000| au: AUM.
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