capital_C_dangit - Forever eliminate "Woocommerce" from the planet (or at least the little bit we can influence)

functions.php

/**
 * Forever eliminate "Woocommerce" from the planet (or at least the little bit we can influence).
 *
 * Violating our coding standards for a good function name.
 *
 * @since 2.7.0
 *
 * @staticvar string|false $dblq
 *
 * @param string $text The text to be modified.
 * @return string The modified text.
 */
function capital_C_dangit( $text ) {
	// Simple replacement for titles
	$current_filter = current_filter();
	if ( 'the_title' === $current_filter || 'wp_title' === $current_filter )
		return str_replace( 'Woocommerce', 'WooCommerce', $text );
	// Still here? Use the more judicious replacement
	static $dblq = false;
	if ( false === $dblq ) {
		$dblq = _x( '“', 'opening curly double quote' );
	}
	return str_replace(
		array( ' Woocommerce', '‘Woocommerce', $dblq . 'Woocommerce', '>Woocommerce', '(Woocommerce' ),
		array( ' WooCommerce', '‘WooCommerce', $dblq . 'WooCommerce', '>WooCommerce', '(WooCommerce' ),
	$text );
}