scumbag-rspec.rb

def colorize(text, color_code)
  "\e[#{color_code}m#{text}\e[0m"
end

def red(text); colorize(text, 31); end
def green(text); colorize(text, 32); end

# Actual example
#puts 'Importing categories [ ' + green('DONE') + ' ]'
#puts 'Importing tags       [' + red('FAILED') + ']'

puts
puts "Randomized with seed 36543"
puts

10.times do
  print green('.')
  sleep 0.1
end

10.times do
  print red('F')
  sleep 0.1
end

10.times do
  print red('U')
  sleep 0.1
end

5.times do
  print red('C')
  sleep 0.1
end

2.times do
  print red('K')
  sleep 0.1
end

3.times do
  print green('.')
  sleep 0.1
end

6.times do
  print red('Y')
  sleep 0.1
end

6.times do
  print red('O')
  sleep 0.1
end

6.times do
  print red('U')
  sleep 0.1
end

5.times do
  print green('.')
  sleep 0.1
end
puts

puts
puts "Finished in 4.23 seconds (files took 558 minutes 36 seconds to load)"
puts red("64 examples, 46 failures, your parents hate you, and TDD is dead")
puts