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BashStory - When I tried to SSH my girlfriend
Girlfriend/BSD
Login: love
Password:
Login incorrect
Login: boyfriend
Password:
Last login: Wed Jun 4 16:21:52 on ttys000
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ pwd
/tmp/lost+found/
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ top -u
Processes: 10 total, 9 running, 0 stuck, 1 sleeping... 2355 threads
CPU usage: 100.00% useless, 0.00% brain, 0.00% idle
PID COMMAND %CPU TIME #TH
46 shopping 22.5% 4:00.68 234
98 shopping 19.7% 3:12.95 487
34 shopping 14.4% 2:23.23 125
12 shopping 12.2% 9:34.12 762
126 shopping 8.6% 1:55.65 347
212 shopping 5.9% 0:12.23 89
109 shopping 4.1% 3:08.94 231
97 shopping 3.7% 3:11.34 56
21 shopping 1.4% 7:45.32 23
967 consider-boyfriend 0.0% 0:00.17 1
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ unzip
-bash: unzip: command not found
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ tar -cf flowers.tar ./roses/*
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ cp flowers.tar /dev/gifts/
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ unzip
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ touch
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ finger && mount && gasp && sleep
EXC_BAD_ACCESS (SIGSEGV)
KERN_PROTECTION_FAILURE at 0x00000000bf7ffffc
Segmentation fault
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ cd ./cleverness-0.0.1/
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ ./configure && make && make install
checking whether build environment is sane... maybe
checking for brain.h... no
configure: error: brain.h not found
girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ killall shopping
Kernel panic - not syncing: Attempted to kill init!
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