BashStory - When I tried to SSH my girlfriend

BashStory

Girlfriend/BSD

Login: love
Password:

Login incorrect

Login: boyfriend
Password:

Last login: Wed Jun 4 16:21:52 on ttys000

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ pwd

/tmp/lost+found/

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ top -u

Processes:  10 total, 9 running, 0 stuck, 1 sleeping... 2355 threads
CPU usage:  100.00% useless,  0.00% brain, 0.00% idle

  PID COMMAND               %CPU  TIME      #TH
  46  shopping              22.5% 4:00.68   234
  98  shopping              19.7% 3:12.95   487
  34  shopping              14.4% 2:23.23   125
  12  shopping              12.2% 9:34.12   762
  126 shopping              8.6%  1:55.65   347
  212 shopping              5.9%  0:12.23   89
  109 shopping              4.1%  3:08.94   231
  97  shopping              3.7%  3:11.34   56
  21  shopping              1.4%  7:45.32   23
  967 consider-boyfriend    0.0%  0:00.17   1

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ unzip

-bash: unzip: command not found

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ tar -cf flowers.tar ./roses/*

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ cp flowers.tar /dev/gifts/

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ unzip

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ touch

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ finger && mount && gasp && sleep

EXC_BAD_ACCESS (SIGSEGV)
KERN_PROTECTION_FAILURE at 0x00000000bf7ffffc

Segmentation fault

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ cd ./cleverness-0.0.1/

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ ./configure && make && make install

checking whether build environment is sane... maybe
checking for brain.h... no
configure: error: brain.h not found

girlfriend:~ boyfriend$ killall shopping

Kernel panic - not syncing: Attempted to kill init!