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Created June 9, 2014 18:40
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Matchador App Store description jokes.
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Testimonials:
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This is better than paying taxes!
-- A good friend
Best game that I ever played!
-- My Mom
It's so fun that I have a sudden need to kiss you
-- No one, ever.
With the voices of my daughters doing Woohoohoo! and my silly voice doing the Olés!
Also with: Buttons! Music! Colors! Ads!
Two optional in app purchases : remove ads, and unlock all modes.
Rated M for Muy Bien!
Disclaimer:
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No reimbursement for phones destroyed due to rage.
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