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Ka-Wizzzz 22222
(1) Let’s start with TV. All these shows have the word ‘Two’ in the title. What are we watching?
a COMPETITION SPIN-OFF SHOW WHICH SHARES A TITLE WITH A MARVIN GAYE DUET --It Takes Two
b QUIZ SHOW – WHICH THEY SHOULD BRING BACK ONE DAY, I LOVED THE HOST – WHICH SHARED A TITLE WITH A FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD SONG --Two Tribes
c SITCOM WHICH SHARED A TITLE WITH A SONG ABOUT TRYING TO GET SERVED IN A PUB -Two Pints of Lager anda Packet of Crisps
d CHARLIE SHEEN WAS WRITTEN OUT OF THIS SITCOM (NEVER THREATEN A SHOW’S CREATOR) --
e SITCOM WHERE THE FAMILY ACTUALLY HAD PRECISELY ONE PAIR OF OFFSPRING --The Two of Us
f IT WAS GOODNIGHT FROM THEM --Two Ronnies
g COOKERY SHOW NAMED AFTER A BINGO CALL --Two Fat Ladies
(2) We hear a lot about firsts. The first man to do this, the first woman to do that. In honour of the number two, let’s celebrate some seconds instead.
a SECOND MAN ON THE MOON --Buzz Aldrin
b SECOND WOMAN IN NUMBER 10 --Theresa May
c SECOND MEMBER TO LEAVE TAKE THAT --Jason Orange
d SECOND IN LINE TO THE THRONE --Prince Andrew
e SHE CAME IN AT SECOND PLACE, BEHIND DIVERSITY, IN BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT --
f SECOND MOST POPULAR SEARCH ENGINE --Yahoo!
(3) People like movie sequels, don’t they? And ‘Part III’ films, which they call ‘threequels’. I don’t know what the term is for films like Fast & Furious 8: The Fate of the Furious, and anyway it’s not relevant right now. Here are the subtitles of some ‘Part II’ films. What are they sequels to?
a RED, WHITE AND BLONDE --
b LOST IN NEW YORK --
c JUDGMENT DAY --Terminator
d THE SQUEAKQUEL --Stuart Little
e THE EDGE OF REASON --
f ELECTRIC BOOGALOO --
g WHEN NATURE CALLS --
h BACK IN THE HABIT --
(4) Next time you see a turtle dove, admire its turtle-like plumage. That's how it got its name, right? Wrong! Turns out they're called that because they make a sound like 'tur-tur'. Turtles are a whole different world, with many species, often endangered. Below are ten types of turtle. Five are real, the other five I invented just now. So a point each time you can tell me: Shelly or Smelly?
• BIG-HEADED TURTLE --true
• WEBSTER'S BITING TURTLE --true
• FALSE MAP TURTLE
• DOBERMANN TURTLE
• TWO-TOED TERRACOTTA TURTLE
• PIG-NOSED TURTLE --true
• ORNATE BOX TURTLE --true
• COWERING RIVER TURTLE --true
• ENCHANTED TURTLE
• CHICKEN TURTLE
(5) Last time, when we did people with three-letter names, I said I didn’t think it would be possible to repeat the trick with two. But, allowing the odd initial and numeral and animal and robot, I’m happy to admit I was wrong. Who are these individuals?
a HE HAD A ‘LIFE’ ON A LIFEBOAT WITH A TIGER --
b SHE’S THE SMALLEST, SHE’S RED AND SHE HAS A CIRCLE ABOVE HER FURRY HEAD --Po
c PORTUGUESE WATER DOG WHO LIVED IN THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL TRUMP MOVED IN --
d HANDSOME MAN WHO HAS SCORED FOR EVERTON AND BRAZIL --
e DOCTOR WHO ASSISTANT WHO WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED FIDO --K9
f WHAT ANT WAS CALLED BEFORE WE KNEW HIM AS ANT --
g REGGIE PERRIN’S BOSS --CJ
h HE LEFT STRICTLY AND JOINED I’M A CELEB --
(6) Finally, the final part of our theme: which classic song by Prince from 1984 features no bass? --
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