A expressive layer added on top of Javascript's `console` to better illustrate what that voice in your mind is saying.

expressive-console.js

var _log = console.log;
var _error = console.error;
var _warning = console.warn;

console.error = function (errMessage) {
  errMessage = 'Ooooh 💩💩💩 : ' + errMessage;
  _error.apply(console, arguments);
};

console.log = function (logMessage) {
  logMessage = '👉 💯 ' + logMessage;
  _log.apply(console, arguments);
};

console.warn = function (warnMessage) {
  warnMessage = '⚠️ Potential 💩💩💩  here: ' + warnMessage;
  _warning.apply(console, arguments);
};