Create a slug in MySQL

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UPDATE table SET slug = lower(name),
slug = replace(slug, '.', ' '),
slug = replace(slug, '\'', '-'),
slug = replace(slug, '/', '-'),
slug = replace(slug,'š','s'),
slug = replace(slug,'Ð','Dj'),
slug = replace(slug,'ž','z'),
slug = replace(slug,'Þ','B'),
slug = replace(slug,'ß','Ss'),
slug = replace(slug,'à','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'á','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'â','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'ã','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'ä','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'å','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'æ','a'),
slug = replace(slug,'ç','c'),
slug = replace(slug,'è','e'),
slug = replace(slug,'é','e'),
slug = replace(slug,'ê','e'),
slug = replace(slug,'ë','e'),
slug = replace(slug,'ì','i'),
slug = replace(slug,'í','i'),
slug = replace(slug,'î','i'),
slug = replace(slug,'ï','i'),
slug = replace(slug,'ð','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'ñ','n'),
slug = replace(slug,'ò','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'ó','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'ô','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'õ','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'ö','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'ø','o'),
slug = replace(slug,'ù','u'),
slug = replace(slug,'ú','u'),
slug = replace(slug,'û','u'),
slug = replace(slug,'ý','y'),
slug = replace(slug,'ý','y'),
slug = replace(slug,'þ','b'),
slug = replace(slug,'ÿ','y'),
slug = replace(slug,'ƒ','f'),
slug = replace(slug, 'œ', 'oe'),
slug = replace(slug, '€', 'euro'),
slug = replace(slug, '$', 'dollars'),
slug = replace(slug, '£', ''),
slug = replace(slug, '&', ''),
slug = trim(slug),
slug = replace(slug, ' ', '-'),
slug = replace(slug, '--', '-') ;