gistfile1.js

/* bullshit businses model generator v2 */

// action verbs - "make"
array1 = new Array("implement", "host", "utilize", "incentivize", "integrate", "build", "design", "exchange", "optimize", "encrypt", "decentralize", "enable", "store", "leverage", "reinvent", "process", "aggregate", "reaffirm", "incentivize", "morph", "translate", "monetize", "harness", "facilitate", "distribute", "redistribute",  "disintermediate", "synergize", "strategize", "deploy", "rethink", "synchronize", "target", "syndicate", "synthesize", "deliver", "open-source", "incubate", "engage", "maximize", "transact", "exploit", "whiteboard", "visualize", "repurpose", "innovate", "scale", "unleash", "drive", "institutionalize", "engineer", "revolutionize", "generate", "exploit", "transition", "sign", "pivot", "iterate upon", "cultivate", "productize", "redefine", "recontextualize"); 
// adjective "extreme"
array2 = new Array("trust-free", "distributed", "encrypted", "meta",  "proof-based", "gender-neutral", "fair-trade", "collaborative", "anonymous", "decentralized", "merged", "cryptocurrency", "alt-coin", "recycled", "vanity", "peer-reviewed", "electronic", "relevant", "global", "local", "private", "cryptographic", "secure", "public-key", "private-key", "time-stamped", "insured", "accountable", "offline", "turing-complete", "client-side", "non-reversible", "affirmed", "dot-io", "hacker-friendly", "organic", "vegan", "wearable", "polycryptic", "super", "distributed", "non-trivial", "disruptive", "portable", "retro", "open-source", "computer-generated", "cloud-based", "cloud", "public cloud", "social", "collaborative", "monopolistic", "feminist", "universal", "transparent", "QR-coded", "volatile", "value-forecasted", "theoretical", "ARM-based", "SPARC-based", "crowd-funded"); 
// noun: "pitas"
array3 = new Array("oysters", "tricycles", "regimes", "lingerie", "mobile apps", "flash games", "watches", "computers", "servers", "protocols", "signatures", "private keys", "network cables", "communities", "cryptography", "minorities", "government IDs", "modes of transporation", "hookups", "streaming sites", "microblogs", "surveys", "lending", "marketplaces", "jobs", "relationships", "organizations", "peers", "pets", "web apps", "platforms", "hairstyles", "courts", "currencies", "roundtables", "tablets", "smartphones", "escrows", "micro-transactions", "public transportation", "exchanges", "infomercials");
var max1 = array1.length - 1;
var max2 = array2.length- 1;
var max3 = array3.length- 1;


index1 = Math.round(Math.random() * max1); 
index2 = Math.round(Math.random() * max2); 
index3 = Math.round(Math.random() * max3); 

function getResult(){
  index1 = Math.round(Math.random() * max1); 
  index2 = Math.round(Math.random() * max2); 
  index3 = Math.round(Math.random() * max3); 
  
  return(array1[index1] + " " + array2[index2] + " " + array3[index3]); 
}