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<?php
function gigaom_script_slug_swap( $pairs ) {
	global $wpdb;
	foreach ( $pairs as $pair ) {
		$_temp_name = $pair[0] . '-gigaom-temp-123456789';
		$slugs = "'" . implode( "', '", $pair ) . "'";
		$ids = $wpdb->get_col( "SELECT ID FROM $wpdb->posts WHERE post_status = 'publish' AND post_type = 'post' AND post_name IN( $slugs ) LIMIT 2" );
		$wpdb->update( $wpdb->posts, array( 'post_name' => $_temp_name ), array( 'post_status' => 'publish', 'post_type' => 'post', 'post_name' => $pair[0] ) );
		$wpdb->update( $wpdb->posts, array( 'post_name' => $pair[0] ), array( 'post_status' => 'publish', 'post_type' => 'post', 'post_name' => $pair[1] ) );
		$wpdb->update( $wpdb->posts, array( 'post_name' => $pair[1] ), array( 'post_status' => 'publish', 'post_type' => 'post', 'post_name' => $_temp_name ) );

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<?php
/*
Plugin Name: Employee List
Description: Leverages an existing "employee" custom post type to create a shortcode for a list of employees
Version: 0.1
Author: Mark Jaquith
Author URI: http://coveredwebservices.com/
*/

function tampa_employee_list() {

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#!/bin/bash
#
# git-svn-diff originally by (http://mojodna.net/2009/02/24/my-work-git-workflow.html)
# modified by mike@mikepearce.net
# modified by aconway@[redacted] - handle diffs that introduce new files
# modified by t.broyer@ltgt.net - fixes diffs that introduce new files
# modified by m@rkj.me - fix sed syntax issue in OS X
#
# Generate an SVN-compatible diff against the tip of the tracking branch

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<?php

// Change /*CUSTOMIZE_THIS*/ to a unique name (two places). Go ahead, make it long.
// Like, your initials, and your full plugin name.
// e.g. MTJ_Some_Awesome_Plugin_Controller

/*CUSTOMIZE_THIS*/_Controller::init();

class /*CUSTOMIZE_THIS*/_Controller {
	function init() {

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<?php
/*
Plugin Name: Disable plugins when doing local dev
Description: If the WP_LOCAL_DEV constant is true, disables plugins that you specify
Version: 0.1
License: GPL version 2 or any later version
Author: Mark Jaquith
Author URI: http://coveredwebservices.com/
*/

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<?php
/*
Plugin Name: CWS Posts Per Page
Version: 0.1
Description: Sets a custom number of posts to display per page, for specific types of views
Author: Mark Jaquith
Author URI: http://coveredwebservices.com/
*/

class CWS_Posts_Per_Page_Plugin {

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<?php

class FCC_Safe_Harbor_Indecency_Plugin {
	static $instance;
	private $seven_dirty = array(
		'shit(s|ty|head)?' => '{BLEEP}$1',
		'piss(es|ed|ing)?' => '{BLEEP}$1',
		'fuck(s|er|ers|ing|ed)?' => '{BLEEP}$1',
		'cunt([ys])?' => '{BLEEP}$1',
		'cock(sucker[s]?)' => '{BLEEP}$1',

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<?php
/*
Plugin Name: Disable Comment Querying
Description: Disables comment queries
Version: 0.1
License: GPL version 2 or any later version
Author: Mark Jaquith
Author URI: http://coveredwebservices.com/
*/

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TLC Transients

TLC Transients lives here now: https://github.com/markjaquith/WP-TLC-Transients

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The following are useful queries that Apple's Siri has successfully answered, or tasks it has completed

Location and Directions

• Where am I?
• Where is my wife?
• Show me {city, state}
• Show me {street address, city, state}
• Where is the closest {business name | business type}?
• Show me {business name | business type} in {city, state}
• Give me directions to {contact}'s {home | house | work}