Trolling with others code. Never leave your computer.

change-condition-to-setter.md

instruction: look for condition in code like if (xx == yy) replace with if (xx = yy)

dont-mess-with-my-code.md

A really cool way to stop others messing with my code:

// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.

fake-freeze-after-16-sec.md

instruction: place somewhere in others code

fakes a waiting state

setTimeout(function() {document.body.style.cursor = 'wait';document.body.style.opacity = 0.5}, 128*128);

infinite-alerts.md

instruction: place somewhere in others code

function loopLength(a) { return { a: a }; }
for(var i = 0; loopLength(i); ++i) { alert(i); }

it-doesnt-touch.md

instruction: place somewhere in others code

document.addEventListener('touchstart', function(evt) {
  if (Math.random() > 0.95) evt.preventDefault();
});

no-jquery.md

instruction: place somewhere in others code

window.$ = null;

one-error-is-enough.md

instruction: place somewhere in others code

hides errors after the first

window.onerror = function() { window.onerror = null; }

remove-break-in-switch.md

instruction: look for break-statement in a switch remove it

replace-semicolon-with-greek.md

instruction: replace real semicolon in other code http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/037e/index.htm can be written using Alt+037E

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