Hi, [insert recruiter's first name here]-
I've gone to some lengths to save everyone some time by maintaining a FAQ page on my website: http://www.markneustadt.com/for-recruiters/
I've even gone so far as to change my LinkedIn profile so that it directs recruiters to read the FAQs before contacting me about relocation opportunities. So, thank you, [recruiter's first name]! By carefully ignoring