Message of the day from eero device firmware

motd.sh

#!/bin/sh

_motd(){
        cat << 'EOF'
                        _____
                     _--     --_
                    /    ___    \
welcome to         /   --   --   \
 ___  ___ _ __ ___    /  ___  \___
/ _ \/ _ \ '__/ _ \     / _ \/ __/
  __/  __/ |   (_)       (_) \__ \
\___|\___|_|  \___/     \___//___/

EOF

    # Right align version to the eeroOS banner
    printf "%34s\n" $(cat /etc/loki_version)

    shuf -n 1 << EOF
So it begins!!
Please enjoy your stay
Over 1000000 nodes served
Share and enjoy!
No animals were harmed in the making of this OS
Our crew is replaceable. Your packet isn't.
Now available in mint chip
Routes packets faster than 99% of humans
Wi-Fi you can hear
The red light is just trying to spare your night vision
Organic, pesticide-free, non-GMO
d293DQp1IGRpZCBpdA0KY29uZ3JhdHM=
A fork of Windows NT
Chevron seven locked
Y2K ready
The State of California cannot guarantee use of this operating system does not increase cancer risk
It has a certain je ne sais quoi
Now with 72% cacao!
If I'm waiting for a waiter, does that make me a waiter?
This node will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Good luck, Jim!
Select an avatar to continue
It's finger lickin' fast!
TODO: Change this to a witty welcome message.
Now you can enjoy bufferless 4K videos!!
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
I believe Wi-can-Fi!
All your packets are belong to us
eero rocks
You've got great hair!
eero - Cumulus Cloud WiFi
(e)xceptionally (e)lastic (r)adio (o)ctopus
These go to 802.11
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Keep Calm and WiFi
Connect all the world!!
Fool me once shame on you, but teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled forever
Taiwan No.1!
The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them
All you need is WiFi!
Where we're going, we don't need roads 
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with bad WiFi, you may be entitled to compensation.
Try our new WiFi-enabled chef's knife today. It's cutting edge technology.
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
Happy Wifi Happy Life!
Be strong!
WiFi 6E is the next big thing!
We have been trying to reach you about your eero's extended warranty.
Stay hungry, stay foolish
Always Day 1! Always be nice!
home is where WiFi connects automatically (#^.^#)
May you never experience dead spots!
Tell my WiFi love them
No bad WiFi days!
Connected, secured.
It just works
Free shipping | 30-day money back guarantee
Just the way you are
Freedom from wires
I've bricked a lot of wifi boxes but none of them are eeros.
PSA: marmite is gross
I'm going to make him an eero he can't refuse
01100101 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100001
Always prepare to face the new challengs.
Let's ROCK!!!
Its time to eero together!!
Never gonna give you up - Never gonna let you down - Never gonna run around and desert you
Aloha! ^_^/
Far away! This ship is taking me far away.
I feel the need, the need for Wi-Fi speed!
Give, even if you only have a little.
eero - For a meshier web
Secured WiFi!
The fastest beast from the air
Way to go, eero!
To the Moon!
Cheers!
Running for food or running from being food
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
Old soldiers never die. They just fade away.
eero is Amaaaazon!
EOF

    echo
}

shopt -q login_shell && _motd