Because I have nothing better to do with my time then to transcribe silly programming memes. This compiles on macOS 10.12.5 Xcode 8.3.3. I am not the author, my source is: https://twitter.com/jarrod_dixon/status/882328017502130176

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#include <iostream>
#include <vector>

namespace 🔵 = std;
using 🔢 = int;
using 💀 = void;
using 🕖 = time_t;
using 👌 = bool;

#define 👂 auto
#define 🎌 enum
#define 👎 false
#define 👍 true
#define 👹 "evil"
#define 💪 🔵::make_shared
#define 🍸 virtual
#define 🖥 🔵::cout
#define 🔫 🔵::endl

template<class 🔮>
using 📚 = 🔵::vector<🔮>;
template<class 🔮>
using 👇 = 🔵::shared_ptr<🔮>;

🎌 🐒 { 🐵, 🙈, 🙉, 🙊 };
🔢 🎲() { return 🔵::rand(); }
👌 😎() { return 👎; }

struct 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() = 0; };
struct 🍊 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍊" << 🔫; }; };
struct 🍉 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍉" << 🔫; }; };
// This is outputting melon in the original
struct 🍒 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍒" << 🔫; }; };
struct 🍓 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍓" << 🔫; }; };
struct 🍍 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍍" << 🔫; }; };
struct 🍎 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥 << "🍎" << 🔫; }; };

🔢 main() {
    if (😎() == 👎)
        🖥 << "💩" << 🔫;
    
    // The original has the strawberry missing in the vector... Sorry I mean 📚
   📚<👇<🍴>> 🥞 = { 💪<🍊>(), 💪<🍉>(), 💪<🍒>(), 💪<🍓>(), 💪<🍍>(), 💪<🍎>() };
    
    for (👂 🍏 : 🥞)
        🍏->👀();
    
    return 🎲();
}