jQuery Crash plugin — updated to work with IE6, IE7 and IE8

jquery.crash-ie.js

/*!
 * jQuery Crash for IE6, IE7 and IE8
 * @description This is an expansion of the jQuery Crash plugin for IE6 by Chad Smith.
 * @author Mathias Bynens <http://mathiasbynens.be/>
 * Use $.crashIE6(); and/or $.crashIE7(); and/or $.crashIE8();
 */
;
$.crashIE6 = function(x) {
 if ($.browser.msie && $.browser.version < 7) {
  for (x in document.open);
 }
};
$.crashIE7 = function() {
 if ($.browser.msie && $.browser.version < 8) {
  (function() {
   function arguments() { }
  }());
 }
};
$.crashIE8 = function() {
 if ($.browser.msie && $.browser.version < 9) {
  (function() {
   function arguments() { }
  }());
 }
};