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Deep-fried Sarcastic Spongebob on nontrivial package submission
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# Regarding this toot: https://fosstodon.org/@coolbutuseless/111134523140682110 | |
# Referring to this guidance: https://cran.r-project.org/web/packages/policies.html | |
# Using this deep-fry tech: https://www.rostrum.blog/posts/2021-11-07-deepfry/ | |
library(magick) | |
library(spongebob) | |
fry <- function( | |
img_path, emoji_path, | |
text_top, text_bottom, | |
depth = c("shallow", "deep")) { | |
depth <- match.arg(depth) | |
cat("Heating oil... ") | |
emoji <- magick::image_read(emoji_path) | |
emoji_where <- sample(c( | |
paste0("north", c("east", "west")), | |
paste0("south", c("east", "west")), | |
"east", "west" # e.g. 'east' is right | |
), 1) | |
img <- image_read(img_path) |> | |
image_annotate( | |
text_top, "north", size = 80, font = "Impact", | |
color = "white", strokecolor = "black" | |
) |> | |
image_annotate( | |
text_bottom, "south", size = 80, font = "Impact", | |
color = "white", strokecolor = "black" | |
) |> | |
image_scale("1000") |> | |
image_composite(emoji, gravity = emoji_where) |> | |
image_colorize(30, "orange") |> # tint | |
image_modulate(brightness = 80, saturation = 120, hue = 90) |> | |
image_contrast(sharpen = 100) |> | |
image_noise() | |
cat("dunking meme... ") | |
if (depth == "shallow") { | |
img <- img %>% image_implode(-0.5) # bulge | |
compress <- 8 | |
} else if (depth == "deep") { | |
img <- img %>% image_implode(-1) # more bulge | |
compress <- 1 # maximum compression | |
} | |
path_out <- tempfile("meme", fileext = ".jpeg") | |
image_write(img, path_out, "jpeg", compress) | |
cat("crisp.") | |
image_read(path_out) | |
} | |
sponge_path <- paste0( # URL to meme image | |
"https://raw.githubusercontent.com/matt-dray/rostrum-blog/", | |
"master/static/post/2021-11-07-deepfry_files/spongebob.jpg" | |
) | |
emoji_path <- paste0( # URL to cry/laugh emoji | |
"https://raw.githubusercontent.com/matt-dray/rostrum-blog/", | |
"master/static/post/2021-11-07-deepfry_files/deepfry-emoji.jpg" | |
) | |
top_txt <- tospongebob("CRAN hosts packages of\npublication quality") | |
bot_txt <- tospongebob("A package’s contribution\nhas to be non-trivial") | |
fry(sponge_path, emoji_path, top_txt, bot_txt) |
Author
matt-dray
commented
Sep 27, 2023
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