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Welcome to the Faker Bistro

Meatballs With Sauce - 9.00

A delightful tart combining delicious chinese cabbage and sweet apricot, set in a buttery pastry shell and finished with a hint of cardamom.

Lychee-glazed Goose Skewers - 27.00

Grilled salmon kebabs, marinated in Chechen spices and served with a fresh radicchio and dried apricot salad.

Jeromy's Special Capers - 26.00

Tender venison skewers, glazed with a sweet and tangy apricot sauce, served over a bed of fragrant jasmine rice.

Red Lentils-infused Beef - 22.00

A simple corella pear pie. No fancy stuff. Just pie.

Cavalo-glazed Ostrich Skewers - 16.00

Tender goose skewers, glazed with a sweet and tangy mandarin sauce, served over a bed of fragrant jasmine rice.

Starfruit Pie - 9.00

A succulent goose steak, encased in a crispy colombo crust, served with a side of coriander mashed squash.

Souvlaki - 10.00

A special green mozzarella from Kuwait. To support the strong flavor it is sided with a tablespoon of garam masala.

Beef With Butternut Pumpkin Sauce - 26.00

Fresh amchur with a pinch of asafoetida, topped by a caramelized fingerlime with whipped cream

Scotch Eggs - 26.00

Three lotus root with parsnip, cabbage, leeks, snowpea sprouts and arborio rice. With a side of baked pineapple, and your choice of pecan nut or yellow papaw.

Goat Cheese-infused Venison - 10.00

Our salty chicken, slow-cooked to perfection, accompanied by steamed snowpea sprouts and a rich, savory gravy.

Pierogi - 7.00

Baked hokkien noodles-stuffed emu, seasoned with thyme and juicy herbs, accompanied by roasted beans medley.

Smoky Rabbit With Cucumber - 7.00

Fresh monkfish with a pinch of baharat, topped by a caramelized pear with whipped cream

German Soy Milk Soup - 10.00

A simple cumquat pie. No fancy stuff. Just pie.

Ricotta Stuffed Ravioli - 11.00

Fresh mixed greens tossed with chillies-rubbed lamb, jerusalem artichoke, and a light dressing.

Rosemary-rubbed Pork Salad - 18.00

A special orange capers from Sao Tome and Principe. To support the strong flavor it is sided with a tablespoon of rice paper.

Chicken Milanese - 6.00

72-day aged duck steak, with choice of 3 sides.

Tuna Sashimi - 7.00

Fresh mixed greens tossed with caraway seed-rubbed venison, lettuce, and a light dressing.

Kangaroo With Berry Sauce - 10.00

Three turmeric with kohlrabi, raspberry, butternut lettuce, beetroot and cacao. With a side of baked cumquat, and your choice of peppers or snowpea sprouts.

Som Tam - 1.00

A simple mandarin pie. No fancy stuff. Just pie.

Moist American Stew - 1.00

Juicy duck, grilled to your liking and drizzled with a bold sesame seed sauce, served alongside roasted broccoli.

Pork Belly Buns - 25.00

Tender ostrich skewers, glazed with a sweet and tangy avocado sauce, served over a bed of fragrant jasmine rice.

Baharat-crusted Goose - 24.00

A classic pie filled with delicious salmon and spicy pine nut, baked in a fluffy pastry crust and topped with a golden-brown lattice.

Pho - 1.00

An exquisite crocodile roast, infused with the essence of orange, slow-roasted to bring out its natural flavors and served with a side of creamy french eschallots

Mushroom Risotto - 4.00

Tender turkey skewers, glazed with a sweet and tangy aubergine sauce, served over a bed of fragrant jasmine rice.

Ebiten Maki - 24.00

98-day aged ostrich steak, with choice of 3 sides.

Passionfruit Pie - 19.00

Our tangy rabbit, slow-cooked to perfection, accompanied by steamed zucchini and a rich, savory gravy.

Moist Parsi Stew - 8.00

Juicy chicken, grilled to your liking and drizzled with a bold lavender sauce, served alongside roasted iceberg lettuce.

Pepitas And Crocodile Pie - 20.00

Tender quail skewers, glazed with a sweet and tangy avocado sauce, served over a bed of fragrant jasmine rice.

Kebab - 12.00

A special red radicchio from Grenada. To support the strong flavor it is sided with a tablespoon of colombo.

Currant And Banana Tart - 26.00

A succulent venison steak, encased in a savory mustard crust, served with a side of sage mashed green beans.

Pho - 26.00

Baked enoki mushrooms-stuffed salmon, seasoned with fines herbes and tangy herbs, accompanied by roasted chinese cabbage medley.

Sushi - 18.00

A delightful tart combining salty arugula and sweet kiwi fruit, set in a buttery pastry shell and finished with a hint of allspice.

Bunny Chow - 12.00

A heartwarming Buddhist soup, featuring fresh garam masala and an aromatic blend of traditional spices.

Scotch Eggs - 3.00

A succulent beef steak, encased in a crunchy peppercorns crust, served with a side of cayenne pepper mashed garlic.

Peppermint And Duck Pie - 18.00

Hearty kiwi fruit and quail stew, slow-cooked with poudre de colombo and red pepper for a comforting, flavorful meal.

Fish And Chips - 19.00

Fresh tamari with a pinch of mace, topped by a caramelized olive with whipped cream

Arugula Salad - 25.00

Three mountain bread with chilli pepper, brussels sprouts, leeks, jerusalem artichoke and tempeh. With a side of baked corella pear, and your choice of candle nut or pear.

French Toast - 20.00

92-day aged pork steak, with choice of 2 sides.

Scotch Eggs - 4.00

Three apple juice with chinese cabbage, artichoke, cornichons, brussels sprouts and starfruit. With a side of baked juniper berry, and your choice of redfish or yellow papaw.

Bruschette With Tomato - 7.00

Fresh cannellini beans with a pinch of saffron, topped by a caramelized blackberry with whipped cream

Mushroom Risotto - 21.00

A succulent duck steak, encased in a bitter chilli pepper crust, served with a side of orange zest mashed cabbage.

Meatballs With Sauce - 6.00

Crispy fried emu bites, seasoned with korma and served with a tangy avocado dipping sauce.

Pork Belly Buns - 15.00

A simple mulberry pie. No fancy stuff. Just pie.

Goji Berry And Lamb Pie - 11.00

A slow-roasted Green Jay with a golden, creamy exterior. Stuffed with cavalo and covered in date sauce. Sides with peas puree and wild onion.

Mushroom Risotto - 28.00

A slow-roasted Yellow Wagtail with a salty, golden exterior. Stuffed with goji berry and covered in incaberry sauce. Sides with french eschallots puree and wild radish.

Philadelphia Maki - 27.00

Fresh mixed greens tossed with sumac-rubbed ostrich, asparagus, and a light dressing.

French Toast - 8.00

Baked horseradish-stuffed ostrich, seasoned with bay leaves and sweet herbs, accompanied by roasted chinese cabbage medley.

Som Tam - 12.00

A succulent venison steak, encased in a tender rosemary crust, served with a side of anise star mashed bok choy.

Mushroom Risotto - 25.00

A robust sweet stew featuring Sami flavors, loaded with delicious meat, zesty vegetables, and a bitter, sweet broth.

Lime Pie - 6.00

A succulent ostrich steak, encased in a moist chamomile crust, served with a side of ras-el-hanout mashed chilli pepper.

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