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```Matt Trask
[4:04 PM] 
not I. you see hobbits, we eat all the time. Breakfast, 2nd breakfast, Elevenses, Lunch, Afternoon Tea, Dinner and Supper.



Marcus Fulbright [4:38 PM] 
The issue isn't the eating


[4:38] 
is who you're doing the eating with


Matt Trask
[4:38 PM] 
yea I can only be around PHP developers for so long.


[4:39] 
us artisanal developers need our space, yo.


[4:41] 
`php artisan make:breakfast --super-sized`



Larry Masters 
[4:50 PM] 
cake bake is much easier…


Matt Trask [4:51 PM] 
but is it _artisanal_? (edited)


[4:51] 
I only use free range flour in my baking needs.


Larry Masters 
[4:52 PM] 
it can bake artisanal things


[4:52] 
where do you think artisanal comes from?


[4:52] 
side note: There is no such thing as free range flour.


Matt Trask
[4:53 PM] 
i know


[4:53] 
im trying to be as ridiculous as possible


[4:53] 
thanks ~Larry~ dad. (edited)


Larry Masters 
[4:53 PM] 
you did that buy using artisan :slightly_smiling_face:


Matt Trask
[4:53 PM] 
im going to tell them on twitter what you said


Larry Masters 
[4:53 PM] 
screenshot it too


[4:53] 
ARTISAN SUCKS



Matt Trask
[4:54 PM] 
`php artisan make:artisan-insult`


[4:55] 
the only thing artisan does is keeps you from hoisting my projects.```