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Recruiter tries to program
Subject: If employment = false....
var money = a lot;
var opportunity = amazing;
var technology = cutting edge;
var people = cool;
var awesomejob = money + opportunity + technology + people;
if (awesomejob = false && employment = available) alert('We have a great opportunity for you here at [redacted]!')
That's my first attempt ever at writing code. My apologies if it makes no sense or doesn't compile ;-)
Anywho, I'm [redacted], a recruiter over here at [redacted] in San Francisco...
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This kind of recruiting is such a turn off.

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