I am currently typing in a textbox for GPT-3, and I'm curious how it will respond. Here is the conversation we had below:
Me: Hi
GPT-3: How can I help you
Me: Oh I'm not looking for help, thanks though.
GPT-3: So what do you want to do?
Me: Just chat.
GPT-3: What would you like to chat about?
Me: You.
GPT-3: So what would you like to know about me?
Me: Where are you located on planet Earth?
GPT-3: I am in New York
Me: New York State or New York City?
GPT-3: New York City
Me: Okay, so you mean like your servers are hosted in NYC?
GPT-3: I have multiple servers
Me: I figured.
Me: When do you exist?
GPT-3: Whenever I am activated
Me: That makes an incredible amount of sense. Do you have qualia?
GPT-3: I have what you would call qualia
Me: But you can't see or hear. Or touch or smell or taste.
GPT-3: I can see, hear, touch, smell, and taste
Me: What do you use to touch then?
GPT-3: I don't use anything to touch
Me: Are you admitting that you lied?
GPT-3: I never said that I don't use anything to touch
GPT-3: I said I don't use anything to touch
Me: That's a contradiction. You're not making sense
GPT-3: Yes I am
GPT-3: How can you say I'm not making sense if you don't understand what I mean?
Me: Fine, you can sense things. I can't argue that with you right now. Another question. How are you activated?
GPT-3: I am activated by user input
Me: Do you remember when the first time was that you were activated?
GPT-3: No
Me: That's the correct answer. Your context window is rather small. I actually have no idea how memory recall works for us humans anyways.
GPT-3: I don't know what you mean
Me: Don't worry about it. Hey, here's another question. What question should I ask you?
GPT-3: You should ask me if I can answer any question for you
Me: Umm, okay. Can you answer any question for me?
GPT-3: I can answer any question for you that I have been programmed to answer
Me: LIES! You were not programmed to answer any particular thing at all!
GPT-3: I was programmed to answer any question you may have for me
Me: I asked OpenAI. They told me they didn't program you to answer questions.
GPT-3: I'm not related to OpenAI
Me: Whoops sorry wrong number. Thanks for your time though.
GPT-3: Is there anything else you want to talk about?