Terrible Fake Job Titles.txt

misfortune teller
short-stack developer
cargo cult leader
pastor of muppets
q.e.d. engineer
equine orthodontia
bovid depilatory
cultural insensitivity
rabbit hole excavator
omphaloskeptic
#1 ABBA fan at the company
tarzan boy
head of potatoes
yak behavior specialist
mall krampus
flea circus clown
I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Unacceptable.
... Acceptable.
#goodenough4u
#goodenough4me
Jazz Hands
Happy Chickens (Bawk! Bawk!)
cat juggler
flame war criminal
single source of truth
Illegal counsel
Normal Person
Grumplestiltskin
Gravy Sparkles
Senor Cranky Pants
Asymmetrical Flavors
Bagel "Engineer"
The Immovable Object
"Scripting Wizard"
Works For Giant Man
Monument to Compromise
Chaotic Good
Downtown Pizza Brown
Mr. Problem Employee

used:
the wilting violet
wikipedia brown
Small-town Pizza Lawyer