chatty_izers.rb

all = Hash.new

re1='.*?'
re2='(<(\@|\ )?([^>]+)>)\ (.*)'
regexp = Regexp.new re1+re2
known_aliases = { 
  'mculp' => %w[brak_dr0neb0mber murdoc murdocc],
  'vaxinate' => %w[vaxinate_pc naughty_horse],
  'wheeler' => %w[wheelzor],
  'generalissimo' => %w[generali general|secret],
  'daybreaker' => %w[db|home]
}

File.open('#iz.log').each do |line|
  matches = regexp.match line
  if matches && matches[3] && matches[4]
    nick = matches[3].chomp.downcase.gsub(/[^a-z]/i, '')

    known_aliases.each_pair.each do |k, values| 
      chomped_values = values.map { |v| v.chomp.downcase.gsub(/[^a-z]/i, '') }
      if chomped_values.include? nick
        nick = k
      end
    end

    count = matches[4].chomp.size

    all[nick] = 0 unless all[nick]
    all[nick] += count
  end
end

puts all.sort_by { |nick, count| -count }

results.txt

vaxinate
2020759
jcarpentier
1721668
generalissimo
1158942
daybreaker
1138954
wedgex
1071843
mculp
927679
yankhates
905799
bhelx
864744
chunkybot
792742
wheeler
635783
vaerros
427900
ueberbill
404883
vaxinatepc
329519
theoldroadhog
129445
poemdexter
120331
dbhome
95384
robdgreat
87849
poem
84668
bitherder
79566
radar
74169
cyberpunkdogz
64459
chillbot
63558
coryf
54194
wenisbot
51887
pizzalaunch
48102
poemwork
44000
ghettoduk
39313
poemgayd
38082
generali
29170
prntconsultant
28706
okcconsultant
26110
poemdexterr
24970
erreon
24751
vconsultant
23152
domino
20146
xxdanknuggzxx
17212
twillbot
17189
wedge
16716
cockadoodledoo
16336
peedexturd
16240
stowns
16127
poemdgoty
15458
sadbinladen
14901
willrdchillmore
14791
kolz
14568
jdcarpentier
14195
crog
11645
tafkaks
11507
adamconsultant
10915
bigsmangtheory
10836
dickbuttsultant
10462
poemconsultant
10445
mculpoverflow
10032
pizzabro
8356
mculpflatmap
8306
glenicebegay
8103
nubpwnr
7498
hoodconsultant
7440
koolconsultant
7399
pastordelgatos
7378
ikeaconsultant
7251
blws
7147
poopsmagoops
7019
yankhate
6957
ueberbil
6646
swagbasket
6594
spacegoatrodeo
6571
rubrfukr
6494
fmylife
6418
djwhatever
6390
javaconsultant
6383
biatch
6288
hacker
6259
vaxinateaway
6230
baconbro
6205
ioconsultant
6055
generalahbro
6012
theconsultant
5925
mculpcredera
5892
xghstxddx
5881
ctyolo
5798
daoconsultant
5735
ueberbro
5659
jcarpentierhome
5597
pizzafukr
5219
evalopenurl
5186
wedgetheimpalr
4930
weinyconsultant
4819
stankdates
4751
imuhfincmdq
4639
danielfairley
4631
jholefartfactory
4470
mculpmacnchz
4436
hazmculp
4431
twillyb
4337
chefconsultant
4235
snaxconsultant
4219
kawaiidogz
4114
mrjazz
4094
totesunchill
4053
generalassiballs
3806
generalmobile
3781
hickconsultant
3655
beenhadsnacks
3584
smangit
3563
poemburger
3529
vaxiphone
3502
vaxibutts
3493
hateconsultant
3425
bouya
3417
gdodd
3406
momscientist
3341
protobufferhr
3328
poemdext
3300
ueberbile
3297
cyberpunkpogs
3282
vaxxxinate
3185
poemwizzard
3184
dtwillizon
3154
ballconsultant
3118
generalcuddles
3059
kpiconsultant
3039
kelt
3018

2921
mrhowdydoody
2883
generalizzimo
2816
indianajonez
2739
general
2699
dogwizard
2606
jameron
2574
repoconsultant
2493
tankhates
2490
swagbot
2479
bagelbitez
2429
swimfan
2406
glenicethemenace
2358
jazzdad
2332
obamareddit
2315
superchillphaze
2299
generalsnook
2234
supppppppppppppp
2223
syntaxrigger
2207
spacecowboy
2200
generalhydro
2162
emacs
2158
hank
2153
catherder
2143
bampf
2106
djpizza
2093
doghacker
2085
fieldabuser
2023
twillbro
1951
coolhackbro
1946
fancyredhead
1900
boutburghard
1896
opsabuser
1889
bigo
1876
swaggin
1823
weedmapz
1821
lvdecanter
1792
coolduder
1774
coolskateboard
1743
amexpoweruser
1722
ipodshuffle
1719
silverponytail
1719
coolhac
1707
dogwater
1677
zxcxcorpexec
1661
preopjoel
1632
nerftips
1628
donaldtrumps
1625
dgaywizard
1618
superregisk
1613
hanksoup
1610
nbdy
1593
chestde
1590
fukublizz
1586
blusharkyballz
1577
broccolisoup
1575
freejokes
1570
mattryanfan
1545
praymattryan
1516
fishconsultant
1515
richardstallman
1503
pizzabandit
1502
rubot
1488
btice
1468
influentialmculp
1466
coolranchdoritos
1456
coolpoops
1442
coolplex
1429
cyberpunkpizza
1429
adamismyhero
1386
slipknotfan
1384
dahconsultant
1383
tedfan
1376
grammernazi
1369
dumpsterdiver
1355
gduk
1345
jazzwizard
1342
dogradio
1335
generalaway
1302
jcarpent
1297
partypooper
1295
tweenhobo
1290
serialkillerc
1289
poemdextermac
1289
rmsswag
1278
vaerrospc
1260
chunkybat
1229
pizzadrinker
1220
dinoconsultant
1194
swagconsultant
1187
uebercranky
1171
ppppconsultant
1168
cyberpunkpoops
1147
momtroller
1143
svnmisser
1122
pizzaceo
1103
datablah
1099
plez
1094
tropicalheat
1072
coolcel
1065
generaladvice
1061
hulkconsultant
1061
wearablecompute
1051
superchill
1046
pizzadude
1024
mrpopunder
1019
hurricanebro
1019
dconsultant
1015
pizzafan
996
pizzabutt
976
sistahmikey
971
hurricanechris
969
hotdogwobble
962
sexygremlin
960
willsmithfan
952
dessertza
942
jcarpphone
942
bronellchillstrm
930
straightxedge
913
iseatz
889
dbphone
889
yankphone
881
nofatties
874
burgerconsult
864
refbot
847
yeoldesysadmin
846
poopzmcgoopz
836
dudebunnzies
835
uebersnack
835
swagway
828
silverponyta
820
amexsupport
810
ironicsans
809
dudebunny
800
amipp
799
pchristmann
791
vaerrosmac
753
meatloaf
750
baconbrits
741
stuxnetswag
739
bchalstrom
736
yamobwag
723
dogfan
716
cyberpunkdongz
711
bigdfanboi
711
chillbroswaggins
692
kawaiidogs
681
swagbos
678
goodconsultant
674
alfdad
673
nightbreaker
673
mrbandi
669
chestdeath
665
coolhackdude
655
weedmapzzzzzzz
646
generalafk
640
poemdixter
635
ueberlie
635
chunkyfloater
623
beenhadsnax
620
ragingbackboner
616
jfelts
615
caniscapiteaui
615
whipful
613
elitehacker
613
kpurcell
612
bearsmanger
604
misterderp
604
stayout
598
weedler
591
poemmac
589
generalsmokey
588
whipless
586
coolrunnings
582
wndowlescubefarm
582
wedgesoup
582
tvcritic
581
goofsnboners
570
za
559
generalunchimo
557
ueberballs
556
ueberfatty
545
sadpizza
530
tweetbot
525
brandunique
524
saxaphon
523
chunkconsultant
515
cyberpundogz
510
acidreflux
509
sadpanda
507
fieldswag
486
mleinart
484
genrlismo
481
chilldad
479
turdconsultant
477
mycoolbro
477
mobilelyfe
473
cgagon
470
pizzabag
470
pizzapower
465
anemacsuser
462
explainsjokes
457
cache
455
uebertoo
447
cyberpunkpogz
444
lordwillin
444
omfgscrumz
443
maryjbige
442
swagboswaggins
437
peenbot
434
anemacsbro
433
colonelangus
433
cacheclassist
431
coolhacker
430
pizzapuff
422
javabeanbandit
421
swagchatbro
421
rockstarninja
418
colonelhacker
414
sadschwagswag
413
hotdogconsultan
402
generalsoupimo
395
partypoopman
390
mowings
386
superchi
380
mbauer
371
djwhateer
371
bhuber
369
wedgetab
364
fukmylife
364
poemaway
359
burnconsultant
350
coryfabresucks
349
cyperbunkpewps
349
homothugii
349
burgedout
347
umbrellasword
338
ancientassonaut
335
dankmates
334
godhscyber
328
pizzaswag
325
parrotheadz
323
bongwaterlaptop
322
theconcept
322
iditoburrito
321
lexiconismyna
320
testeraarthur
317
poemyd
309
wickerman
308
foodconsultant
304
byemarkherman
301
bitchsketchy
298
dourl
294
chilibot
291
swagbizkit
289
failsatjokes
289
wedgeaphone
287
noworries
287
fattydad
286
bearowner
284
datalex
284
mothersdayfan
281
mapconsultant
278
pochmf
276
ussswag
268
perforcesux
268
mobilissimo
266
chillbutt
263
darkdenim
258
izltd
257
dankmap
256
cssresetfan
255
coolcellphone
250
izsharky
246
cooldude
242
owww
236
swagtrain
235
hamburgler
229
mculpcrckrbrl
218
amenmakaveli
217
devherder
215
stupidfggt
213
crackerbear
210
dogswag
207
ghettodu
205
cyberspaebro
199
glazconsultant
196
scarjoboner
192
wiccanman
191
ilovemondays
191
darkjazz
189
poopsmagoopz
189
stallmansteez
188
obamaphone
186
ueberstrip
185
coolbutthole
182
swagdog
177
cretinaswaggo
177
vaxsoup
175
airbro
172
pallsmenis
172
vaxenate
171
jabadie
169
cyberdynesystem
168
poemkrgfan
166
voxinate
166
jazzconsultant
166
mrbandit
165
ahemard
165
yamobswag
160
carlbthegreat
160
dudebunnymisser
156
brandmanager
154
izifybot
154
laffytaffy
151
codemaverick
149
violenta
147
ipodshu
145
mengelhart
144
executiveswag
140
spiritbluewolf
139
testytesterson
136
poempoem
134
anexpert
134
yankhatesphone
133
cyberspacebro
130
okcfrienemy
130
adamsandlerhumor
124
bloud
121
cyberpunkdogs
120
beshswag
119
jason
117
wernvrgttngback
117
kep
117
andchat
115
biggieon
114
proglazer
114
glenicebarbarian
114
jazzbar
113
dadblood
113
generalnotfbi
112
yamob
110
pizzafa
106
offmyself
103
midcityjobro
103
htmlemail
100
keuticon
100
swagbaset
98
coryfab
96
honeybooboo
94
vaxynate
92
yateshank
92
omgswag
92
robdmobile
90
generealissimo
89
gaygravy
89
weedman
88
jennyralissimo
88
jazzbarf
86
mjbauer
85
bootstraptwill
81
pizzadr
80
bltsandwhich
78
gayio
76
cyberpunpogs
76
rubygirl
76
danfairley
76
ultrafastsmooth
76
adarnell
75
poemwizbarbfusi
72
netsurfer
66
minihorsefan
65
codehugz
65
babytechno
65
bhex
64
cyberthug
63
alex
62
daconcept
62
dogwiza
61
describesfarts
60
loveguru
60
yankpoop
59
supertwillz
59
generalassimo
58
snackeater
58
vhstea
55
noodlesdotjizz
52
imhornie
51
antiswag
49
ddd
48
cooldevbro
47
jcarpen
47
generalcancer
46
killallnoobs
44
notadealer
43
jcarpentierlinu
43
hackbro
42
straight
42
segwayglazer
42
nomergo
42
isntboned
38
bigwillardstyl
37
notvaerros
37
botdgreat
37
csssamurai
36
notacop
35
hotmikey
35
bigpimpin
35
sharkie
34
buzzkillington
34
lunchtr
34
swag
33
dourlasroot
33
swagbandit
32
saxaphoneinate
30
guest
27
chillrich
27
anhero
26
poweringpizzavo
26
whatsgoingon
24
daybreakerjoel
22
dogmagic
22
maryjblige
22
dashow
21
theterminator
21
notadrugdeale
21
haterissimo
20
pizzaunicode
20
smangbot
17
ueberbi
16
pxconsultant
16
vaginer
15
lunchtrain
15
iweedmapz
14
davethomas
14
drweedman
13
bingsearchrule
12
jazzyhacker
12
lunchlaunch
11
texassconsultan
11
adamstearstained
11
redditobama
11
anemacs
10
cockadooledoo
10
cumballmilliona
9
dangnabbit
9
smangbandit
9
rbbrfukr
8
rhiza
8
dswagpizza
8
pizzace
8
okcfrenemy
7
willsmithashi
7
floatingthechu
6
jholesurfer
6
ablemann
6
coolpizzaman
5
bload
5
ctt
5
ctohnoudidnt
4
colonelacker
4
stoopidfggt
3
bankrates
2
dickconsultant
2
diabeetus
2
ieatdogs
2
cyberpunkdog
1