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- Heading to Nightstone (10 miles, walked 4) | |
- Met Kyle (Thor) | |
- Were travelling north, Nightstone was inland (Eastward) | |
- Dagerford to Waterdeep | |
- West of the the road (miles & miles) is Sword Coast | |
- We came from the West | |
- Met Greg (Bard) | |
- Greg sings to the dead | |
- Saw Dagon at around noon - was getting attacked | |
- Missing tail | |
- tribal tatoos and burned scales on right arm | |
- Can't breathe fire | |
- Jordan (Giant) popped out of the woods, scared away the things attacking | |
- Decide to head towards surrounding area of Nightstone to kill Orcs | |
- Get to Nightstone at around noon | |
- Going to get dark in 3 hours | |
- Approach village | |
- See figure when approaching Nightstone | |
- Moat, river encircles entire area | |
- Approach, can see side view? | |
- Bell ringing non-stop | |
- Destroyed bridge leads to a keep above | |
- Get to character in front of Village, he says something is out of the ordinary | |
- Steve (Techno) the wood elf is the character | |
- Tall & lanky | |
- From Ardeep forest, full of wood elves | |
- Elves have long time-time feud with orcs | |
- Problem with Nightstone but are at shaky peace now | |
- Apparently there are goblins in the town of Nightstone | |
- Do not hear anything other than the bell from the steeple | |
- Techno says bell usually only goes off at scheduled intervals & during scheduled meetings | |
- Walk towards village, see drawbridge | |
- Matt climbs, falls and hits every branch | |
- March in to the town! | |
- Massive boulders, 3 of them, each 3ft diameter | |
- A lot of the buildings have damaged roofs | |
- North, we see the entrance to the church (source of ringing) | |
- South, see the edge of a field | |
- Residence source of the gates (and more boulders) | |
- Nothing seems interesting about the boulders, all seem to have come from straight down | |
- Investigate church | |
- Door is ajar, take a peek inside | |
- We don't see anything, yet another bad roll | |
- Modest church built of wood | |
- Wooden pews facing north | |
- Wooden pulpit way at the back | |
- 4 stained glass windows at the north, can see into the chamber (empty) | |
- Steeple is attached to the western side of the building, still ringing | |
- Go up | |
- Pushes up against door, sees 2 goblins hanging off the ropes of the bell, having a time | |
- Don't notice us | |
- Boot door, it's a bedroom | |
- We barge in, they grab scimitars, mad! | |
- Goblins attack first, go after Kyle | |
- Miss Kyle | |
- Second Goblin attacks | |
- Misses | |
- Kyle attacks | |
- Misses | |
- Matt hits him over the head, daze him | |
- Bonus attack, daze again | |
- 2 goblins are now facing Kyle and Matt | |
- Jordan goes for a swing | |
- Misses | |
- Greg hits the goblin and murders the fuck out of him | |
- Remaining goblin jumps on the ropes and tries to escape | |
- Kyle tries to intimidate | |
- Runs up, yells, goblin laughs and continues | |
- Matt fucks up trying to climb a rope | |
- Jordan doesn't fuck around, rips the rope right out of the bell | |
- Goblin falls to the ground and takes 1 bludgeoning damage from the fall | |
- Jordan guards the other rope | |
- Greg tries to lasso him with the broken rope | |
- Makes a good attempt, but attaches to a coat rack instead | |
- Goblin hits Jordan | |
- Jordan takes 3 damage | |
- Kyle helps Matt, grab the fuck out of that Goblin | |
- Jordan tries to tie him up | |
- Hogtied him up and dumped in on the ground | |
- Colton runs in and smacks a bitch | |
- Asks him how many Goblins there are | |
- Many | |
- Why you ring bell? | |
- Treasure | |
- Where did the boulders come from? | |
- Sky | |
- What treasure are you looking for? | |
- Things people have! | |
- Who is your leader? | |
- No leader, no leader here | |
- Where is your encamptment? | |
- No tell you! | |
- Dagon gets mad, stoner bashing time - he dead | |
- Try to loot goblins, find a sack with his name on it (Beato) | |
- Contains 3 blocks of incense, a silver holy symbol of mielikki (shape of a unicorn head) and other worthless goods | |
- Lady Valrossa wants goblin heads | |
- We cut off the goblin ears, puts it in his man purse all bloody-like | |
- Steve heads to the house | |
- Door is closed | |
- Walks in and it appears to have been rummaged | |
- Rolls nat 20, scans the fuck out of the house, and finds nada | |
- It's starting to get dark | |
- Jordan, Kyle & Steve head to windmill | |
- Kyle heads to the house | |
- Matt & Colton do a quick scout (plan is to end at the windmill) | |
- @Windmill | |
- Steve opens the door | |
- It's really dark, filled with windmill internals | |
- Can hear footsteps & whispers in the rafters | |
- Sounds like a mix of two languages, maybe common &&|| goblin | |
- Steve investigates further | |
- Looks up, sees goblins jumping around in the rafters | |
- They spot Steve & start firing short bows | |
- Combat! | |
- Rolls 12 initiative, one goblin is faster | |
- 4+4 roll, misses | |
- Techno tries to leave | |
- Both goblins go for opportunity attacks | |
- First attack, nat 20! | |
- Hits for 10 points | |
- Second attack 17 | |
- Hits for 7 | |
- Super dead | |
- Jordan & Greg see Steve getting super deaded | |
- They don't see goblins | |
- Greg tries to heal Steve | |
- Steve feels the heals, gets 5hp (has 5hp now) | |
- Greg stays back-ish, Jordan goes right up to Steve | |
- Steve gives them the lowdown "they legit fucked me up, bing bang bow" | |
- Steve has managed to pick himself up, nothing is coming out of the door now | |
- Greg tries to lure the goblins via coin sounds | |
- Works, we see the head of a goblin pop through the doorway, upside down ?! | |
- Combat! | |
- Jordan tries to smash him in the head via sneak attack | |
- Misses, but hits the door frame and shakes the goblin off the door | |
- Jordan tries for second attack | |
- Another miss | |
- Second (hidden) goblin has a turn, grumbles a bit but can't attack | |
- Steve tries Frostbite | |
- Fails | |
- Greg hits 1 goblin for 2 damage | |
- Goblin swings at Jordan | |
- Miss! | |
- Jordan takes a swing | |
- Hits for 4 damage | |
- Steve attacks | |
- Hits for 3 damage, pokes holes through dat bitch | |
- Greg tries to simulate the goblin crying out for help | |
- Goblin suspects a trick doesn't come out | |
- Jordan threatens to huff & puff & burn the place down | |
- Goblin doesn't dare come out, so he climbs to the top of the windmill and tries to escape by jumping off the roof | |
- Goblin splatters onto the ground, is gasping for air | |
- What were you doing in the windmill? | |
- Playing! | |
- Who's in the village? | |
- Lots of goblins! Looking for treasure | |
- Did you find anything yet? | |
- Nothing! | |
- So where do we find the treasure? | |
- Find what? | |
- Find the preciouses! | |
- Goblin is about to die | |
- Who's your leader? | |
- The goblin king! | |
- Goblin dies | |
- Jordan finds some copper on the goblins | |
- Matt & Colt's scouting mission | |
- Find a well, boulders, and see 2 large dog like creatures feasting on corpses | |
- Matt does a survival check on the beasts | |
- Seems 10 feet long body wise? | |
- Looks like a wolf, might be a warg | |
- Colton tries to determine what's up with the body, it's super dead | |
- Colton jumps on boulder and throws dart | |
- Colton missed the sneak attack, botches the hell out of it | |
- Beasts don't notice it | |
- Matt runs the fuck away towards Kyle and gives him a sitrep | |
- Colton throws more daggers | |
- Deals 4 damage | |
- Matt shoots longbow, misses | |
- Matt takes second shot | |
- Hits the rib cage, pretty angry but lots of energy left | |
- Kyle hits for 6 damage | |
- Beast goes for a bite out of Kyle | |
- Hit! | |
- 10 damage | |
- Just manages to avoid getting knocked on his ass | |
- Colton spits green breath at the beasts | |
- 6 damage to the injured beast | |
- Straight shot to the kisser, takes it down | |
- 3 damage to the other beast | |
- Reinforcements come in | |
- Greg damaged the remaining beast for 2 damage | |
- Greg pops in and bards Kyle up 1 extra 1d6 | |
- Matt hits longbow for 10 damage | |
- Definitely hurts, but it's still DTF | |
- Kyle takes a stab at the beast | |
- 9 damage | |
- The beast still ain't been deaded yet | |
- Kyle runs away screaming | |
- All the ruckus has stirred up a goblin! | |
- Shoots at Matt, but misses :+1: | |
- Jordan sprints in, isn't able to attack | |
- Beasty-boy time! | |
- Tastes a bite at Kyle, but misses | |
- A wild goblin appears! | |
- Takes a sneak attack on Kyle, miss! | |
- Colton barges after the goblin | |
- Takes a swing & a miss with his shortsword | |
- Uses bonus action unarmed attack | |
- Damages for 6 | |
- Still standing | |
- Yet another goblin appears | |
- Shoots at Colton for 6 damage | |
- Steve sends some mystical healing prowess Kyle's way | |
- Heals Kyle for 6hp | |
- Greg takes his second round | |
- Blasts the fuck out of the beast | |
- 5 damage through his mouth, out of his butthole | |
- He dead | |
- Matt sends a longbow after the Goblin near Colton | |
- Super miss | |
- Kyle hits a Goblin for 9 damage for a kill | |
- Goblin sends an arrow at Matt | |
- Hits for 3 damage | |
- Jordan tries to retaliate but misses | |
- Colton attacks the remaining goblin, but misses twice | |
- Goblin goes after Colton | |
- Swings and hits for 5 damage | |
- Colton is knocked that fuck out | |
- Steve heals Colton for 7 | |
- Greg hits for 1 damage | |
- Matt rolls nat 20 to insta kill one goblin | |
- Kyle swings & miss | |
- Colton swings | |
- Hits for 4 damage | |
- Misses his second pop | |
- Goblin misses an attempt on Colton | |
- Steve tries to frostbite the goblin | |
- Hits for 5 damage | |
- Something about a frosty vagina.. | |
- Goblin dies | |
- Colton takes all the ears | |
- End of day 1 |
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