Everything's a feature

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Everything's a feature
Everything is cool we don't have any bugs
Everything's a feature when your code is fucked up

Everything is working if it builds without an error
Side by side, code and I, lets not loop forever, please don't loop forever
We're insane, I made you, you hate me, but we're all totally bug free

Everything's a feature
Everything is cool we don't have any bugs
Everything's a feature when your code is fucked up

(Wooo)
2, 1, 0, Go

Have you seen the code, its like a mythical creature
Life is good 'cause everything's a feature
Still got my job, by some act of lunacy
"It's a feature!" gives me total immunity

It's got so many features, don't need no introduction,
Ship this code off into production
Three years later, its still in production
That codes a keeper, cause everything's a feature
Think that's a bug? the problems with yous
Its awesome to run and its awesome to use (it's awesome to use)

Everything is working if it builds without an error
Side by side, code and I, lets not loop forever, please don't loop forever
We're insane, I made you, you hate me, but we're all totally bug free

Everything's a feature
Everything is cool we don't have any bugs
Everything's a feature when your code is fucked up

Null pointers, that spinning ring?
You just saw more feature things
Stack overflows, that random ding?
You know what's a feature? EVERYTHING?

Program freeze, mashing keys,
why don't users just say please?
Just turn it off, you know the rest,
Awesome features are the best!

Overflow, underflow, divide-by-zero
They're features!
Run-time errors, Logic errors, parsing errors,
They're features!
Hangs, and classes, and crashes
They're features!
Everything you see, or get, or do,
It's a feature!

Everything's a feature
Everything is cool we don't have any bugs
Everything's a feature when your code is fucked up