Alienz PB+J.

alien_pb&j.txt

1. Using your hands, pick up the plastic bag containing the loaf of bread.
2. Set the bag down with the twist top facing up. 
3. The twist top is secured by a plastic twist tie - begin to turn the twist tie such that it becomes looser.
4. Once the twist tie is fully loosened, remove it from the bag. 
5. Now open the bag and remove the 3rd and 4th (from the top) pieces of bread.
6. Set the two pieces of bread down next to one another, with the curved top of each slice facing outwards/away from you in the same direction.
7. Open both the peanut butter & jelly jars by removing their lids; place the lids directly below each jar so you don't confuse them later.
8. Pick up the knife with the pointed tip away from your hand. 
9. Insert the knife into the peanut butter jar first; use the knife to remove roughly 1 oz. of peanut butter (roughly the size of a ping pong ball).
10. Move the knife with peanut butter onto the top-left corner of the leftmost piece of bread you laid out previously.
11. Now spread the peanut butter by moving the knife back and forth - left to right, then right to left, moving the knife downwards & repeating until the peanut butter is spread evenly across the piece of bread. 
12. Rest the knife on the table and put the lid back on the peanut butter jar so you know you won't be using it any longer.
13. Once again, pick up with the pointed tip away from your hand. 
14. Insert the knife into the jar of jelly; use the knife to remove roughly 1 oz. of jelly (roughly the size of a ping pong ball).
15. Move the knife with jelly onto the top-left corner of the rightmost piece of bread you laid out previously (this is NOT the piece of bread that you previously put peanut butter on). 
16. Now spread the jelly by moving the knife back and forth - left to right, then right to left, moving the knife downwards & repeating until the jelly is spread evenly across the piece of bread. 
17. Rest the knife on the table and put the lid back on the jelly jar so you know you won't be using it any longer.
18. Pick up the piece of bread with peanut butter on it and turn the peanut butter side facing down. 
19. Now lay that piece of bread directly on top the jelly piece of bread.
20. Pick up the knife once more. Push the tip into the top left corner of your sandwich. Moving the knife up and down repeatedly, move towards the bottom right corner of your sandwich. 
21. Put the knife down, place your two sandwich halves onto a place and eat your sandwich!