talking-to-the-computer.py

# This is a direct copy / paste of my VERY FIRST PYTHON CODE!! 
# I will NOT improve on it. My English wasn't very good either at the time.

name= input("What is your name, coder? ")
print("Oh, hi "+ name+"!")
feel=input("how are you doing "+name+"?")
print("you are doing "+feel+".")
feel_answer= input("What makes you doing "+feel+"? (in one word, as a verb please)")
print("you are doing "+feel+" because you are "+feel_answer+".")
right= input("right?")
print("you said "+right+"!")
answer= input("tell me "+name+", Why are you talking to me right now? Is it because you are "+feel_answer+"?")
because= input(answer+". But why "+answer+"?")
print("I see. did you say "+because+"? I have bad ears.")
answer_2 = input("Hey, want to hear a joke?")
if "yes" or "yeah" in answer_2.lower(): 
    joke_answer = input("here goes: why did the computer did not understand what the professor said?")
elif "no" or "nope" in answer_2.lower():
    print("alright, you choose if you want one or not")
else: 
    print("this answer is not in my program, sorry.")

day= input("How was your day "+name+"?")
if "because it does not have ears" in joke_answer.lower():
    print("if you know the joke, it is not funny!")
elif "dunno" or "don't know" or "I don't know" in joke_answer.lower():
    print("because it does not have ears!")
else:
    print("this answer is not in my program, sorry.")
hahaha= input("Ha! I'm funny. wanna hear another one?")
if "yes" or "yeah" in hahaha.lower():
    print("sorry, can't. I do not have another one!")
elif "no" in hahaha.lower():
    print("I'm fine with that anyway. I didn't have another one!")
else: 
    print("this answer is not in my program, sorry.")
question= input("Aren't you tired you of answering and me asking?")
if "yes" in question.lower():
    print("Well, this isn't going to change! this is a unsmart programm.")
elif "no" in question.lower():
    print("Then let's continue!")
else: 
    ("this answer is not in my program, sorry.")
family= input("Do you have family?")
if "yes" in family.lower():
    family_people= input("Who are they?")
    print(family_people+"... Interesting!")
elif "no" in family.lower():
    print("WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Your lying! you do have a family! And her's a proof: you wouldn't be borned without family! You should be saying 'how?'")
else:
    print ("this answer is not in my program, sorry.")
if "bad" in day.lower():
    bad_reason= input("Why?")
    print(bad_reason+", huh? That's not cool, I agree with you.")
elif "good" in day.lower():
    print("Me too!")
    good_reason= input("Why did you had a good day "+name+"?")
else:
    print("This answer is not in my program, sorry.")
print(name+", I think it's time to know each other.")
like= input("What do you like to do for fun?")
if "coding" or "code" in like.lower():
    print("really? then open https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiwt4mEjdnPAhVEr1QKHZXgB9EQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fierdecoder.fr%2F2014%2F03%2Fpython-un-langage-en-demi-teinte%2F&bvm=bv.135475266,d.cGw&psig=AFQjCNHDE9H3l3vWhOJdmwe9wsFJ-OSkGQ&ust=1476493493268478")
else:
    print("ok.")
year_old= input("How many years old are you?")
print(year_old+". That's cool!")
question= input("I need a question.")
input(question+"?")
print("I learned very much of you, "+name+".  Do you think "+family+" Like me too? I am pretty sure they do.")
somelse = input("Do you know anyone else that I could try to know about?")
print(somelse+"? I see...")

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