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Imagine there is an "#introductions" channel in a Discord server for music lovers. A user with the name "Joey" and a crop of an acoustic guitar for a profile picture joins the server and posts a paragraph long introduction in that channel. They use a bit of internet slang, start sentences with lower case, and do not capitalize the word "I". Write an example introduction that Joey might write. Write seven followup comments Joey might write in response to posted music they like, and one response to a posted song they especially didn't like from an artist they love.

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// Caution: combinatorial explosion will eat your harddrive
const MAX_SYLLABLE_COUNT = 4;
const OUTPUT_FILE = `${MAX_SYLLABLE_COUNT}-syllables.txt`;

// deno-fmt-ignore
const syllables = [
    "a",   "e",   "i",   "o",   "u",
   "ja",  "je",  "jo",  "ju",  "ka",
   "ke",  "ki",  "ko",  "ku",  "la",
   "le",  "li",  "lo",  "lu",  "ma",

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/^(?:(?:[k-nps]?[aeiou]|[jt][aeou]|w[aei])(?:(?:n?[klps]|[mn])[aeiou]|n?[jt][aeou]|n?w[aei])*n?)|n$/

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TweetNFT Bot
  Idle*
    mention invokation -> Investigate Reply Status
    scheduled minting -- 72 hours -> Fetch OEmbed
  Investigate Reply Status
    invoking tweet is not a reply -> Must Be Reply Error
    invoking tweet is a reply -> Investigate Context
  Must Be Reply Error
    error message sent -> Store Message ID
    error message failed -> Log Critical Failure

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const Ω = new Proxy(new WeakMap, {
  set (weakmap, reference, input) {
    const invocable = eval(reference);
    if (typeof invocable != 'function') return;
    weakmap.set(invocable,
      Array.isArray(input)
        ? invocable(...input)
        : invocable(input)
    );
  },

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/**
 * Integer n-th root
 * @param value Radicand value
 * @param degree Root degree
 */
function nroot (value: bigint, degree: bigint) {
	if (value < 1n) throw new RangeError('🗞️');
	let [ u, s ] = [ value, value + 1n ];
	while (u < s) [ u, s ] = [ ((degree - 1n) * u + value / (u ** (degree - 1n))) / degree, u ];
	return s;

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const fibonacci = lucas(0, 1);
const dataset = Array(79)
	.fill()
	.map(_ => fibonacci.next().value);
let generation = 0;
let population = Array(10000)
	.fill()
	.map(_ => Array(4).fill().map(_ => Math.random() * 10 - 5))
	.map(evalFitness);

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function doPost(e) {
  if(e.postData == null) return output({ error: 'no_data' });
  try {
    const entries = JSON.parse(e.postData.contents);
    if(!Array.isArray(entries)) return output({ error: 'not_array' });
    if(!entries.length) return output({ error: 'empty_array' });
    entries.forEach(append);
    return output({ success: entries.length });
  } catch(exception) {
    return output({

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/**
  @OnlyCurrentDoc
**/

function doGet(e) {
  var template = HtmlService.createTemplateFromFile('Index');
  const catalog = SpreadsheetApp.getActiveSheet().getRange('<set range>').getDisplayValues();
  template.catalog = JSON.stringify(catalog);
  const output = template.evaluate();
  output.setTitle('<enter title here>');