ruby dongmaker.rb number_of_dongst dong_shaft_size dong_jizz_size

dongmaker.rb

BALLS = %w{ 8 B & o O } 
HEADS = %w{ D b C >   } 
JIZZ  = '~' 
SHAFT = '=' 

ARGV[0].to_i.times do  
  balls = BALLS[ rand(BALLS.size) ]
  head  = HEADS[ rand(HEADS.size) ] 
  shaft = SHAFT * ((ssize = rand(ARGV[1].to_i)) == 0 ? 1 : ssize)
  jizz  = JIZZ  * ((jsize = rand(ARGV[1].to_i)) == 0 ? 1 : jsize)

  puts "#{balls}#{shaft}#{head}#{jizz}"
end