Matt Knopp mhat

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    Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am mhat on github.
I am mattknopp (https://keybase.io/mattknopp) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is EB6A 62EF A2CD 2BDB 2BAC  B19F 28DC 57E6 2682 F03D

To claim this, I am signing this object:

  
## dongmaker.rb
BALLS = %w{ 8 B & o O }
HEADS = %w{ D b C >   }
JIZZ  = '~'
SHAFT = '='

ARGV[0].to_i.times do
  balls = BALLS[ rand(BALLS.size) ]
  head  = HEADS[ rand(HEADS.size) ]
  shaft = SHAFT * ((ssize = rand(ARGV[1].to_i)) == 0 ? 1 : ssize)
  jizz  = JIZZ  * ((jsize = rand(ARGV[1].to_i)) == 0 ? 1 : jsize)

## install_homebrew.rb
#!/usr/bin/ruby
#
# This script installs to /usr/local only. To install elsewhere you can just
# untar https://github.com/yammer/homebrew/tarball/master anywhere you like.
#
# 04th January 2011:
#   Change mxcl to yammer so it'll dtrt
#
# 30th March 2010:
#   Added a check to make sure user is in the staff group. This was a problem

## com.rabbitmq.server.plist
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple Computer//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN"
        "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
        <key>Label</key>
        <string>com.rabbitmq.server</string>
        <key>Program</key>
        <string>/usr/local/sbin/rabbitmq-server</string>
        <key>RunAtLoad</key>

## rabbit-runner.sh
export RABBITMQ_MNESIA_BASE=/tmp/rabbitmq/mnesia
export RABBITMQ_LOG_BASE=/tmp/rabbitmq
export RABBITMQ_NODENAME=rabbit2
export RABBITMQ_NODE_IP_ADDRESS=0.0.0.0
export RABBITMQ_NODE_PORT=5673
export RABBITMQ_CONFIG_FILE=/tmp/rabbitmq/rabbitmq

/usr/local/sbin/rabbitmq-server

## apache
Listen 443

<VirtualHost *:80>
  RewriteEngine On
  RewriteRule (.*) https://%{HTTP_HOST}%{REQUEST_URI}
</VirtualHost>

<VirtualHost *:443>
  ServerName yammer.local
  ServerAlias ymodules.local

## nginx.conf
user nobody;
worker_processes  1;

events {
    worker_connections  1024;
}

http {
    include       mime.types;
    default_type  application/octet-stream;

## openssl-crap
cd /usr/local/etc/nginx
mkdir ssl
cd ssl

openssl genrsa -out server.key 1024
openssl req -new -key server.key -out server.csr
US
California
SF
Yammer

## setup our shit using nginx and ssl
nginx.conf
  http://gist.github.com/596511

openssl-bs
  http://gist.github.com/596510

developer.rb
  http://gist.github.com/596497

## development.rb
USE_SSL                 = true
HTTP_PROTOCOL           = "https://"
	BALLS = %w{ 8 B & o O }
	HEADS = %w{ D b C > }
	JIZZ = '~'
	SHAFT = '='

	ARGV[0].to_i.times do
	balls = BALLS[ rand(BALLS.size) ]
	head = HEADS[ rand(HEADS.size) ]
	shaft = SHAFT * ((ssize = rand(ARGV[1].to_i)) == 0 ? 1 : ssize)
	jizz = JIZZ * ((jsize = rand(ARGV[1].to_i)) == 0 ? 1 : jsize)
	#!/usr/bin/ruby
	#
	# This script installs to /usr/local only. To install elsewhere you can just
	# untar https://github.com/yammer/homebrew/tarball/master anywhere you like.
	#
	# 04th January 2011:
	# Change mxcl to yammer so it'll dtrt
	#
	# 30th March 2010:
	# Added a check to make sure user is in the staff group. This was a problem
	<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
	<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple Computer//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN"
	"http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
	<plist version="1.0">
	<dict>
	<key>Label</key>
	<string>com.rabbitmq.server</string>
	<key>Program</key>
	<string>/usr/local/sbin/rabbitmq-server</string>
	<key>RunAtLoad</key>
	export RABBITMQ_MNESIA_BASE=/tmp/rabbitmq/mnesia
	export RABBITMQ_LOG_BASE=/tmp/rabbitmq
	export RABBITMQ_NODENAME=rabbit2
	export RABBITMQ_NODE_IP_ADDRESS=0.0.0.0
	export RABBITMQ_NODE_PORT=5673
	export RABBITMQ_CONFIG_FILE=/tmp/rabbitmq/rabbitmq

	/usr/local/sbin/rabbitmq-server
	Listen 443

	<VirtualHost *:80>
	RewriteEngine On
	RewriteRule (.*) https://%{HTTP_HOST}%{REQUEST_URI}
	</VirtualHost>

	<VirtualHost *:443>
	ServerName yammer.local
	ServerAlias ymodules.local
	user nobody;
	worker_processes 1;

	events {
	worker_connections 1024;
	}

	http {
	include mime.types;
	default_type application/octet-stream;
	cd /usr/local/etc/nginx
	mkdir ssl
	cd ssl

	openssl genrsa -out server.key 1024
	openssl req -new -key server.key -out server.csr
	US
	California
	SF
	Yammer
	nginx.conf
	http://gist.github.com/596511

	openssl-bs
	http://gist.github.com/596510

	developer.rb
	http://gist.github.com/596497