A pyramid scheme template for recruiting your friends to whatever the latest pyramid scheme is.

pyramid-scheme.txt

Hi {{f.name}} what's up? For {{f.time}} days now I have been actively using {{f.pyramid.scheme.name}} and 
I have already seen so many {{f.superlative}} results! I have always been skeptical of other {{f.pyramid.scheme.category}} 
but after seeing the positive progress that all of my friends, like {{f.friend.name}}, have made using {{f.pyramid.scheme.name}} 
I decided to give it a shot. 
Let me just tell you that {{f.pyramid.scheme.name}} is unlike any other {{f.pyramid.scheme.category}} 
that you have ever heard of before. Normally {{f.pyramid.scheme.name}} is ${{f.price.orig}} but now you, 
{{f.name}}, can get these {{f.superlative}} results for the LOW discount price of ${{f.discount.price}}. 
YES YOU HEARD {{f.affirmative}}, YOU CAN JOIN {{f.pyramid.scheme}} FOR ONLY {{f.discount.price}}!! 
Best of all, if you spread the news to {{f.pyramid.scheme.sucker.number}} friends, 
then you receive additional discounts on your subscription to {{f.pyramid.scheme.name}} 
and these {{f.superlative}} will practically pay for themselves!!