Booleans, the way Borat would like them

gistfile1.txt

class BoratBoolean(b: Boolean) {
  lazy val not = !b
  def naaat() = not
  //Lazy eval, to wait as long as possible before the NAAT
}

implicit def kazakhstaniBoolean(b: Boolean) = new BoratBoolean(b)

usage: 

val bool = true
= Boolean: true

bool.not
= Boolean: false

or 

bool.naaat
= Boolean: false

suit.colour == grey.naaat
res1: Boolean = true