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andy turns 25
All it took to make him smile?
Pretend that you're a garbage pile
You spent that trip in mom's lap
Covering her with puke and crap
That pukey fucker, that little buster
Now with less puke, and golden luster!
He'll wake up at the dawn's ass crack
Production-asist with a native knack
He'll smoke or skewer, filet and fry
Only rarely spreading e-coli
He can jam on a guitar or sail a ship
With a trophy husband's arsenal he's equipped
I bring this up because you're old as balls
Your nips are dropping, your head? it balds
You need a little pick-me up
I know your ancient, but your time's not up
With twenty five there's lots to see
You can rent a car without the fee
Actually that's all you'll get
Try not get your panties wet
In conclusion, nothing's changed
you're older but it's all the same
Even if you get jack shit
At least we like you a little bit
In conclusion, dear brother, with pomp and cachet:
go have a fucking great birthday
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