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michellesanver / moin.tcl
Last active December 17, 2015 09:19 — forked from jaytaph/moin.tcl
namespace eval moin {
bind pubm -|- * moin::moin
}
proc moin::moin { nick host handle chan text } {
if {[regexp -nocase -- {(^moin|^mornin)} $text]} {
putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$nick moin"
}
if {[regexp -nocase -- {(^:)} $text]} {
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michellesanver / gist:6760937
Created September 30, 2013 08:38
PHPWomen breakfast
One of the great thing about conferences is the variety of people that you meet. We have discovered that several PHPWomen members and supporters will be at the <a href="http://conference.phpnw.org.uk/phpnw13/">PHPNW13 conference</a>.
Therefore we would like to invite everyone to come and have breakfast with us at the<a href="http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/pubs/the-paramount"> Paramount on Oxford Street</a> at 7am. This will be a chance to meet the PHP Women community that are attending the conference and grab some much needed fuel for the day ahead.
If you would like more information about the PHPWomen Breakfast, please feel free to contact us on <a href="https://twitter.com/phpwomen">twitter</a> , via our <a href="http://phpwomen.org/contact/">google group or our irc channel</a>.
Hope to see you there!
Too good of a convo from a stranger not to share.
|11:39:16| . Starting query in QN with med-trans
|11:39:16| med-trans: r u a real webmaster?
|11:42:20| Michelle: What defines real? I'm a developer for the web if that counts.
|11:42:31| med-trans: great
|11:42:58| med-trans: Michelle since I have luckily found a real webmaster, would you mind tell me a real method to earn $100 per day online
|11:43:10| Michelle: lol
|11:43:55| med-trans: yeah i m in financial constraints nowadays, can you help me letting me know as you people are genius to earn online
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<soap:Envelope xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:soap="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/envelope/">
<soap:Body>
<hello xmlns="urn:mapperservicewsdl">
<name xmlns="urn:hellowsdl">
<anything>RLY, anything.</anything>
</name>
</hello>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<soap:Envelope xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:soap="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/envelope/">
<soap:Body>
<hello xmlns="urn:mapperservicewsdl">
<name xmlns="urn:hellowsdl">
<anything>
<anychild></anychild>
<anotherchildwedidntknowabout></anotherchildwedidntknowabout>
</anything>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<definitions xmlns:SOAP-ENV="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/envelope/"
xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema"
xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
xmlns:SOAP-ENC="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/encoding/"
xmlns:tns="urn:arnleadservicewsdl"
xmlns:soap="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/soap/"
xmlns:wsdl="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/"
xmlns="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/"
targetNamespace="urn:mapperservicewsdl">
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michellesanver / awkward.log
Last active January 2, 2016 00:29
17:17 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: tshirt photo? 17:18 jtreminio: PSchwisow: https://twitter.com/erikaheidi/status/357184729134530560 17:18 theahindle: Awesome! 17:18 erikaheidi: :D 17:19 PSchwisow: Nice 17:19 PSchwisow: I am a bit behind on twitter :( 17:19 PSchwisow: Good thing you weren't at a conference... we could have another PHPness scandal 17:…
17:17 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: tshirt photo?
17:18 jtreminio: PSchwisow: https://twitter.com/erikaheidi/status/357184729134530560
17:18 theahindle: Awesome!
17:18 erikaheidi: :D
17:19 PSchwisow: Nice
17:19 PSchwisow: I am a bit behind on twitter :(
17:19 PSchwisow: Good thing you weren't at a conference... we could have another PHPness scandal
17:20 jtreminio: why's that
17:20 erikaheidi: HAHAAHAHA
17:20 jtreminio: there's nothing sexual about my shirt
<?php
use Everyman\Neo4j\Client,
Everyman\Neo4j\Transport,
Everyman\Neo4j\Node,
Everyman\Neo4j\Relationship;
$client = $this->get('neo4j.client');
$user = new Node($client);
$user->setProperty('username', 'michellesanver')->save();

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  • I am michellesanver on github.
  • I am michelle (https://keybase.io/michelle) on keybase.
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To claim this, I am signing this object:

|21:29:38| . RaiseUrDawngers ~RUD@RaiseUrDawngers.users.quakenet.org got in #Michelle
|21:29:58| RaiseUrDawngers: Who the hell is Michelle?
|21:31:10| @michelle: RaiseUrDawngers: good question
|21:31:13| @michelle: I ask that myself sometimes.
|21:31:22| @Banez: i'd ask who the hell are you RaiseUrDawngers
|21:31:34| @michelle: A more interesting question tho, who the hell are you to join my channel and ask me who I am with swearing?
|21:31:50| @michelle: There's more polite ways :D
|21:32:03| RaiseUrDawngers: Depends on if you consider hell a swear word.
|21:32:09| @michelle: Dunno :P
|21:32:14| @michelle: So how did you find me anyway?