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Help colleagues lock their macs
alias cd='open "https://www.cnet.com/how-to/7-ways-to-lock-your-macbook/"; osascript -e "set Volume 10"; say -v Samantha "Cannot open this directory while watching porn! Please close all your porn tabs! "'
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