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welcome.zsh

#!/bin/zsh
 
dragonColour=11
textColour=2
upSeconds="$(/usr/bin/cut -d. -f1 /proc/uptime)"
secs=$((${upSeconds}%60))
mins=$((${upSeconds}/60%60))
hours=$((${upSeconds}/3600%24))
days=$((${upSeconds}/86400))
UPTIME=`printf "%d days, %02dh%02dm%02ds" "$days" "$hours" "$mins" "$secs"`
 
# get the load averages
read one five fifteen rest < /proc/loadavg

echo "$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
                \||/        Waddup `print -r -- "${(C)USER}"`
                |  @___oo /
      /\  /\   / (__,,,,|   $(tput setaf ${textColour})`date +"%A, %e %B %Y, %r"`$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
     ) /^\) ^\/ _)          $(tput setaf ${textColour})`uname -srmo`$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
     )   /^\/   _)
     )   _ /  / _)          $(tput setaf ${textColour})Uptime.............: ${UPTIME}$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
 /\  )/\/ ||  | )_)         $(tput setaf ${textColour})Memory.............: `cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemFree | awk {'print $2'}`kB (Free) / `cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemTotal | awk {'print $2'}`kB (Total)$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
<  >      |(,,) )__)        $(tput setaf ${textColour})Load Averages......: ${one}, ${five}, ${fifteen} (1, 5, 15 min)$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
 ||      /    \)___)\       $(tput setaf ${textColour})Running Processes..: `ps ax | wc -l | tr -d " "`$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
 | \____(      )___) )___   $(tput setaf ${textColour})IP Addresses.......: `ip a | grep glo | awk '{print $2}' | head -1 | cut -f1 -d/` and `wget -q -O - http://icanhazip.com/ | tail`$(tput setaf ${dragonColour})
  \______(_______;;; __;;;
$(tput sgr0)
`curl -s http://wttr.in/\?0`
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