time-of-day

<?php
$time = time('h');

function how_i_feel_today($time) {
    switch($time) {
        case 8:
        case 9:
        case 10:
        case 11:
            echo 'Damn, it\'s only ' . $time . '!<br />';
            break;
        case 12:
            echo $time . ', yeah, lunch time!<br />';
            break;
        case 13:
        case 14:
        case 15:
        case 16:
            $hour = date('g',strtotime($time.':00:00'));
            echo $hour.'pm...this is the longest day of my entire ever-loving life...<br />';
            break;
        case 17:
            $hour = date('g',strtotime($time.':00:00'));
            echo $hour . 'pm! Finally. :)';
            break;
    }   
}

for($i = 7; $i < 18 ; $i++) {
  how_i_feel_today($i);
}
?>