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<tspan x="0" y="0em">Marc Zuck</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="-3em">Gosh!</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">I can't write production code</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">Because someone else</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">will maintain it</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">while I am stuck in meetings</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">and this sucks!</tspan> | |
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<label t="translate(0,346)"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">YOU</tspan> | |
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<bubble t="translate(-3,0)" pose="0,0|-12,22|-83,104|45,21|-37,182|-58,162"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">Hm... | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Let me increase -Xms</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">to match -Xmx</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">so that infra</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">does not meddle</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">with RAM in production!</tspan> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="0em">BOSS</tspan> | |
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<actor t="translate(209,4) rotate(2)" pose="-41,48|-5,113|0,88|0,78|0,68|0,48|-5,23|-10,-2|5,23|10,-2|-11,70|-4,54|22,86|34,118"> | |
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<tspan x="0" y="-1em">Devops is</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">out of question</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">but we encompass</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">agile</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">with CRF</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="4em">HLD FRS</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="5em">ARATT</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="6em">GSTS_STD</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="7em">and MSDD</tspan> | |
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