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<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.css">
<script src="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<style>.cmx-user-scene4 .cmx-text-border .cmx-path {stroke: orange}</style>
<body>
<div style="max-width:900px; -webkit-transform:rotate(0deg)">
<scene id="scene1">
<label t="translate(0,346)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Marc Zuck</tspan>
</label>
<drawing t="translate(0,31)">
<line>
<point x="0" y="0"></point>
<point x="250" y="20"></point>
</line>
</drawing>
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-5,117|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|-1,59">
<bubble t="translate(9,11)" pose="0,0|-20,10|-81,49|30,67|-10,146|-73,109">
<tspan x="0" y="-3em">Gosh!</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">I can't write production code</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">Because someone else</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">will maintain it</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">while I am stuck in meetings</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">and this sucks!</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
<scene id="scene2">
<label t="translate(0,346)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">YOU</tspan>
</label>
<drawing t="translate(0,31)">
<line>
<point x="0" y="20"></point>
<point x="250" y="0"></point>
</line>
</drawing>
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-1,114|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|13,83">
<bubble t="translate(-3,0)" pose="0,0|-12,22|-83,104|45,21|-37,182|-58,162">
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">Hm...
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Let me increase -Xms</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">to match -Xmx</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">so that infra</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">does not meddle</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">with RAM in production!</tspan>
</tspan></bubble>
</actor></scene>
<scene id="scene3" height="230">
<label t="translate(0,225)">
<tspan x="0" y="0em">BOSS</tspan>
</label>
<actor t="translate(209,4) rotate(2)" pose="-41,48|-5,113|0,88|0,78|0,68|0,48|-5,23|-10,-2|5,23|10,-2|-11,70|-4,54|22,86|34,118">
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|-13,24|-29,52|-86,-4|-99,79|-165,70">
<tspan x="0" y="-1em">Devops is</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="0em">out of question</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="1em">but we encompass</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="2em">agile</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="3em">with CRF</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="4em">HLD FRS</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="5em">ARATT</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="6em">GSTS_STD</tspan>
<tspan x="0" y="7em">and MSDD</tspan>
</bubble>
</actor>
</scene>
</div></body>
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